To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.
I no my spelling is not too good.
My salrey is open, I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.
Sinseerly,
Tiffanny
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short
I sent a pickture of me.
Employer's response:...
Dear Tiffany,
It's OK honey, we have spell check.
See you Monday.
Steve, It is a good thing there was a tree close by, I may be wrong but I'm guessing this girl sticks pretty close to the railings and hand holds whenever possible...the phase top heavy comes to mind.
I'm sending this to my friend who just lost her job and has decided to pay someone to help her prepare a new resume......
Steve...R U kinding mi? My back is killing me with the pain I see here. Thanks for the laugh.
Timber is also a phase that comes to mind. Steve again where do you find these jokes? You are a hooter laugh.
Steve, I wonder...is it just coincidence that just above her head there is a sign for a bar?
Back to the tree for a second...I do believe it's leaning!!!
Howdy and mornen there Steve
I sure reckon, the place ain't go-en care if-en she can type or not.
Steve - There is a reason the little gal needs to lean against that tree for support. If she didn't, the weight would likely plumment her face forward onto the ground! She's carrying entirely too much balast:-)
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