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Mortgage and Lending with National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

 I heard this one yesterday and it made be LOL - no seriously LOL :)

 

The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from College: I need some help.  If I were to give you $20,000 minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

 

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Matt

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William True
True Sarasota Real Estate - Sarasota, FL
Sarasota Real Estate

Thanks for the comedy, Matt. Have a nice weekend!

Apr 24, 2010 02:40 AM
Gary White~Grand Rapids Home Selling Pro Call: 616-821-9375
Flexit Realty "Flexible Home Selling Solutions" - Grand Rapids, MI
Real Estate Services You can Trust!

Hi Matt, Thanks for the humor.  Hope you have a great weekend.

Apr 24, 2010 02:50 AM
Ryan Smith
Keller Williams Energy Real Estate Brokerage - Pickering, ON

Hahaha Great joke! Keep up the good posts!

Apr 24, 2010 02:57 AM
Ryan Smith
Keller Williams Energy Real Estate Brokerage - Pickering, ON

Hahaha Great joke! Keep up the good posts!

Apr 24, 2010 02:57 AM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Funny Matt, I'm surprised that you didn't point her out as a blond!  :-)

Apr 24, 2010 11:13 PM
Al Raymondi
Ocean View Realty Group in Ormond By The Sea Florida - Ormond Beach, FL
Ormond By The Sea Florida - Home and Condo Sales

That is a good one.  Thanks for giving us a chuckle today.

Apr 25, 2010 03:54 AM
Matt Listro
National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro - Vernon, CT
Your Credit Repair Expert

Gabe - How did you know - of course whe was blond!!!

:)

Apr 25, 2010 09:02 AM
Ralna Burridge
The Mortgage Centre - Vancouver, BC

Lol Great Joke Matt. : )

Apr 26, 2010 11:06 AM