One must be a master of either laughing or crying to succeed in real estate. Due to the high stress involved, not to mention the lack of a steady check, we need an emotional release. In this blog I will examine how some comedians would fare as Realtors.
1) Rodney Dangerfield--I tell you I get no respect as an agent. My last client hated me so much that he charged ME six percent at closing.
2) Jeff Foxworthy--If your brokerage signs are painted like Tony Stewart's car, you might be a redneck Realtor. If there is a deer mounted in your office, you might be a red neck Realtor. If your firm has an outhouse, you might be a redneck Realtor.
3) George Carlin--Lady I ain't got all day to look at these freak-en houses. Have I told you my take on the Ten Commandments?--Probably not too successful in the Bible Belt!
4) Bob Hope-- Plays golf five days a week and takes many vacations. Let's call him Broker!
5) Jay Leno-- What do you mean this house only has a four car garage, where's my buyer supposed to put his other 20 cars? I will cut my commission 2 % if you pick me over Conan...
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