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Tall Tales from the Hospital! (humor)

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had emergency open heart surgery.  

operating room (sxc)He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. 

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked, “Do you have health insurance?”

He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”

The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?”

He replied, “No money in the bank.”

The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?”

He said, “I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.”

The nun became visibly agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”

The patient replied, “Then send the bill to my brother-in-law.”

Eric J
Eric J - Dream Home Financing - Freehold, NJ
Dream Home Financing
very funny !! thanks for sharing that one
May 10, 2010 03:45 AM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

You really are singlehandedly trying to bring back Vaudeville aren't you Laura!

Too funny!

May 10, 2010 04:18 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Laura, I wish my Bother in laws would just pick up a dinner check now and then...forget surgery.

May 10, 2010 04:46 AM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

Laura...that was funny.  Now I can get my day started with a positive attitude!

May 10, 2010 05:23 AM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Laura, I'm aligned with Steve Loynd on this one...picking up a dinner check once every decade or so would be nice.

May 10, 2010 06:20 AM
Carissa Acker
Real Estate by Design with Keller Williams Realty - Denton, TX

That made me laugh out loud and I totally needed that on a Monday!  Thanks!

May 10, 2010 08:19 AM
Shanna Hall
Real Estate Solutions - Kirkwood, MO
I love selling houses!!!St. Louis, MO 314-703-1311

Thanks for the Monday humor!  Hope you had a wonderful weekend and that this week goes well too!

May 10, 2010 10:20 AM
Steve Merson 512 412 1621
Keller Williams Realty - Austin, TX
CNE, e-PRO

Hi Laura,

Thank you for that giggle. LOL.  I love your sense of humor.

Steve

May 10, 2010 10:28 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I wish someone would just pick up my premium each month! 

May 10, 2010 11:20 AM
Dale Baker
Baker Energy Audits and Commercial Properties Inspections - Claremont, NH
New Hampshire Relocation Real Estate Information

Howdy and evening to ya Laura

I got such a hoot out of readen this, I just about fell out of my chair. You sure do have a mighty fine sense of humor, thats for sure!!!

Have a good one
Dale

May 10, 2010 03:19 PM
Toula Rosebrock
Diane Turton, Realtors, Forked River, NJ - Lacey Township, NJ
Broker/Sales Associate, Realtor, Lacey Township,

Hi Laura:

Another good one!

Thanks for the laugh, as always...

May 10, 2010 05:19 PM
Andy Chaudoir
Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas - Georgetown, TX
Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas

Hello Laura - What a great joke.  Thanks for the laugh and have a great day.

May 11, 2010 12:53 AM
Cameron Wilson
Labrum Real Estate - Murrieta, CA
The Short Guy - Murrieta,Temecula,Menifee Californ

Now that is funny. Wish my brother in law would just quit eating all my food.

May 11, 2010 03:25 PM
C. Lloyd McKenzie
Living Albuquerque - Albuquerque, NM
Living Albuquerque

Laura,

That was FUNNY! 

May 11, 2010 04:53 PM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

This will be the hit of  My mother's senior citizens' card club today....you will hear the chuckles if you open your windows on the west side of your house !

May 11, 2010 11:41 PM
Nancy Larson
I am a licensed referral agent in NJ - Hutchinson Island, FL

Love it.....hahahaha

May 12, 2010 04:40 AM
Maria Morton
Platinum Realty - Kansas City, MO
Kansas City Real Estate 816-560-3758

Cute! Thanks, Laura!

May 12, 2010 08:14 AM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Hey Laura, I just thought of something....if that bill gets paid I'd sure like to see the canceled check!!

May 14, 2010 10:26 AM
Debi Boucher
Real Estate Showcase Photography - Woodland Park, CO
"Realtor Showcase" - Real Estate Photography/Virtual Tours

Good one, Laura!

May 21, 2010 12:39 PM
Kara Casamassina
International Property Management Group, LLC - Aiken, SC
Boomers and beyond

good one Laura - thanks for the much needed laugh :)

May 26, 2010 01:06 AM