A humpday laugh for you

  
 Performers of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
 They include:
 Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

 Herman's Hermits ---
  Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .


 Ringo Starr ---
 I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.


 The Bee Gees -- -
 How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.


Roberta Flack---
  The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.


Johnny Nash ---
 I Can't See Clearly Now.


 Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver


The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.


Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.


Procol Harem---
  A Whiter Shade of Hair.


 Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.


The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.


Abba---
Denture Queen.


Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.


  Helen Reddy ---
 I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.


Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.


And Last but NOT least
Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again

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I laughed so hard when I read this - thanks for making my afternoon much happier! and I love the music of the 60s!
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And don't forget "You Are the Sunshine of My...now what was it again????"  Stevie Wonder

Not that I would know...   Ha!

I'm still dancin in the streets with Martha and the Vandellas...and the Black Eyed Peas...
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That's some pretty funny stuff! I think it goes well with this video.......



Bored, Tubby & Mild!
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That is what you call, singing the blues....! Haha!!
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thanks all - just having some fun for a change- it is another cold rainy day here in MN and I showed acreage all yesterday in the rain!
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Kathleen...That sounds about right. This weekend the onslaught of summer begins! I will be on a small semi-private lake part of the time!
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Kathleen thanks for the laugh! I needed one after spending the day opening the pool ;).
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Kathleen, from KW agent to another - I love it!!!!!!  Especially "I am woman"  Ity was my theme song going through a divorce.  I am now happly married and yes snoring!
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