It is a dreary day here in Minnesota, but we needed the rain badly. So, our spirits are high with good weather for the weekend. So to amuse ourselves we toss around little ditty's like this...
Young Tommy was just potty trained. But when he went to the Bathroom...he hit everything but the toilet. after a couple of weeks his Mom had had enough and took him to the Dr.
After the exam, the Dr. says..."Well, his unit is to small. But, there is an old wives tale that if you give him 2 slices of toast...his unit will grow so he will be able to hold it and aim straight."
The next morning Tommy comes down the stairs and sees '12' slices of toast on the table..."MOM, the Dr. said I only had to eat 2 slices of toast."
"Yes Dear, I know. The other 10 are for your Father!!!"