HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE;
MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .. 'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?' YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
THEN, THAT UGLY,
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED FACED,
FAT-ASSED,
GRAY-HAIRED,
DECREPIT ,
SON-OF-A-B---H ASKED,
'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???
Kathy, that was excellent, that took me completely by surprise, great story thanks for the laugh...have a great weekend
Oh Kathy...I also didn't see that coming...thanks for a good, hearty laugh!
I didn't see that one coming either, tooooo funny! Hmmm. guess it's better not to ask if they went to your school!
LOL I love this one....I know i can't possibly look as old as other people I graduated with! LOL
Kathy...I love that joke, and will be telling to a few of my classmates soon. Great way to start off my Friday Thanks.
Kathy, this is so true.
My wife decided to go back to school. She graduated yesterday. At the cerimony one of the other graduates told her "miss the instructors sit in a different section."
She almost slapped him.
Hello Kathy - That was great! Thanks for the big laugh. Have a great weekend.
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