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LOL FRIDAYS - THE OPTIMIST - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY...

By
Real Estate Agent with Intracoastal Realty Corp


HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE;


MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .. 'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?' YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
THEN, THAT UGLY,
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED FACED,
FAT-ASSED,
GRAY-HAIRED,
DECREPIT ,
SON-OF-A-B---H ASKED,
'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???

Posted by

Kathy Knight, Broker/REALTOR, ABR,GRI, CRS, SRF

Intracoastal Realty Corp, Wilmington NC

Let's talk about      THE BEACH!!!

Comments (10)

Pat O'Reilly
RE/MAX..214-289-6176 Irving and all of Dallas Fort Worth - Irving, TX

WOW..so much for bedside manner..or chairside for a dentist!!!

May 14, 2010 01:59 AM
Gerry Michaels
Glasswork Media Arts - Gettysburg, PA
GettysburgGerry Social Meida

Kathy, that was excellent, that took me completely by surprise, great story thanks for the laugh...have a great weekend

May 14, 2010 02:07 AM
Dorothy Tanno
ReMax Realty 9 - Jackson, NJ

Good one, thanks for the chuckle.

May 14, 2010 02:14 AM
Terri Adams-Scott
J. Rockcliff, REALTORS - Walnut Creek, CA
Realtor, Walnut Creek CA Real Estate

Oh Kathy...I also didn't see that coming...thanks for a good, hearty laugh!   

May 14, 2010 02:25 AM
Tamara Perlman
Referral Network Inc. - Truckee, CA

I didn't see that one coming either, tooooo funny!  Hmmm. guess it's better not to ask if they went to your school!

May 14, 2010 02:40 AM
Deborah Byron Leffler BzyBee Real Estate Lady!
Keller Williams Realty Boise - Nampa, ID

LOL  I love this one....I know i can't possibly look as old as other people I graduated with!  LOL

May 14, 2010 02:47 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Kathy...I love that joke, and will be telling to a few of my classmates soon. Great way to start off my Friday Thanks.

May 14, 2010 02:56 AM
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Kathy, I like this joke each time I read it....it cracks me up!!

May 14, 2010 05:56 AM
Scott Warga
ACSI American Construction Specialists & Investigations - Gilbert, AZ

Kathy, this is so true.

My wife decided to go back to school. She graduated yesterday. At the cerimony one of the other graduates told her "miss the instructors sit in a different section."

She almost slapped him.

May 14, 2010 07:21 AM
Andy Chaudoir
Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas - Georgetown, TX
Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas

Hello Kathy - That was great!  Thanks for the big laugh.  Have a great weekend.

May 14, 2010 10:29 PM