Attorney's....They get a bad rap and many time they deserve it. A friend of mine was following some advice given by his counsel and almost lost everything he owned. Bad advice. So here are a few things to watch for when using an Attorney.
You know you need a new atty. when...
You met him in prison.
During your consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
He tells you his last good case was a Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see him coming they High Five each other.
He picks the jury by playing Duck-Duck-Goose.
He tells you he has NEVER told a lie!
He askes a hostile witness to Pull his finger.
AND...Drum Roll.....
When a prison guard is shaving your head!
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