Chantilly Highlands Dolphins Swim Team
Jason: Help. I need your help. I was supposed to sign my boy Melvin up for the Chantilly Highlands Dolphins swim team in April.
My wife gave me a MapQuest to the community center and a bunch of cash in order to register him.
I don’t know how it happened but somehow my neighbor Ted and I
ended up at Ruby Tuesdays eating chili & wings and consuming adult beverages.
The first time I looked at my watch it was 10:45 pm, my cash and wings were finished, the community center was dark and my goose is cooked.
Can you help me and does my wife have to know?
Steve the Answerman: Be at peace Jason. If this was any other sport, you would be toast. We at the swim team are a mellow and understanding group and have made allowances for people in your circumstance. In fact, I believe this same thing happened to you the last two seasons.
You are in good shape though, since we are technologically advanced and you can register online....even if it is tooo late....we generally have room for late arrivals such as yourself.
Go to the Chantilly Highlands Dolphins web site www.chdolphins.net and fill out the registration form. Your wife need never know of your transgression.
Nicole: I was wondering if my husband Jason ever signed our son 
Melvin up for the swim team?
Answerman: Yes, Nicole. Jason successfully completed his mission.
Margaret: You have written that swimming will make my daughter Maggie feel good. Could you be more specific and use some of that pseudo sports medicine terminology. I just love when you do that.
Answerman: Certainly Margaret. After a hard working set Maggie will be producing excess lactic acid which will gradually dissipate during her warm down set. Mild discomfort will be replaced with a feeling of relaxed looseness.
A solid practice will raise Maggie’s level of serotonin and increase the release of endorphins, leading to a state of mild euphoria.
Margaret: I think I too will take up swimming!
Answerman: It’s a beautiful thing.
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