Must be something in the air, something in the stars or my ouija board has a speed bump!
There have been an unusual amount of 'strange happenings' in my real estate hemisphere!
Buyer client #1 states at home inspection - 'Can't you just give me the payment book & we can get this over with'? Sure, I'll work on that for you but we have to go thru the closing process first.
Buyer client #2 states at closing - 'I'm tired of reading all this @%*&!n paperwork, just tell me where to sign and give me my payment number'. Hmmmm, are you related to that other guy?
Buyer #2 obviously has lost his patience with the closing process. He now hates the sellers, and anyone attached to or admits to knowing the sellers.
Why? Check out the picture below - the Sellers won't remove the ice cream truck from the driveway! That's right I said Ice Cream Truck as in 'Good Humor'. I didn't even know one of them could still make it around the block. Well, obviously this one no longer runs and the buyer wants it gone!
I made a 'secret suggestion' that we just roll it into the street and let it crash into the ditch on the other side of the parkway and let the village deal with it. No cost to us - my kind of idea! It'll be fun, like a high school prank & hopefully the cops won't find us.
Well, they're no fun - they are only holding back $5000 of the sellers proceeds.
The stars are just not 'that spontaneous' today. Maybe next week.
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