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Men Quotes

By Steve Merson 512 412 1621

Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty 583361

June 02, 2010 04:03 AM

Here are some great quotes I'm sure you ladies especially will love!

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
Madonna

To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'.
Rita Rudner

This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.'
I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?'
Judy Tenuta

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
Jean Kerr

I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags.
Gwyneth Paltrow

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Daniel J. Hansmeier

Rochester, MN

Thanx for the morning humor.

Jun 02, 2010 04:11 AM

Larry Bettag

Cherry Creek Mortgage Illinois Residential Mortgage License LMB #0005759 Cherry Creek Mortgage NMLS #: 3001 - Saint Charles, IL

Vice-President of National Production

WOW!!!!!!!! Madonna is something else, isn't she? That's why she burns & churns her men.

Jun 02, 2010 04:22 AM

Don MacLean

New England Real Estate Center Inc. - Easton, MA

Realtor-Homes for Sale- Easton, Mass 02356

Luv them all

Know you need to find the quotes for the opposite sex

Thanks

enjoy the day

Jun 02, 2010 04:35 AM

Steve Loynd

Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH

800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Gwyneth...never was much of a sport, that why it didn't work out between us...I had to cut her loose - hey fer loss.

Jun 02, 2010 11:19 AM

Jeff Dugan

Century 21 Absolute Realty - Ridley Township, PA

Not bad, I thought women spoke alot because men only hear half of what they have to say , so they keep repeating it...lol

Jun 02, 2010 03:43 PM

Dale Baker

Baker Energy Audits and Commercial Properties Inspections - Claremont, NH

New Hampshire Relocation Real Estate Information

Howdy and evenin to ya Steve

Sure was a real hoot to read each of those. Thank ya kindly!!!

Have a good one
Dale

Jun 02, 2010 04:50 PM

Andy Chaudoir

Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas - Georgetown, TX

Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas

Hello Steve - Thanks for the laughs. Now, like Don mentioned above, where all the quotes about the ladies? Thanks again.

Jun 02, 2010 06:31 PM

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