How the World Works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off
while Slicing salami at work,
He sues the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family sues the Tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He sues the bartender.
If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
You blame television.
If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..
And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
sues the airline.
I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS
is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to sue Bill Gates.
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sent in by arnie
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