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Things Not To Say During Sex! Part 8.

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty 583361

71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something!

72. Did you come yet, dear?

73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about..

74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!

75. Does this count as a date?

76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you!

77. Hic! I need another beer for this please.

78. I think biting is romantic -- don't you?

79. You can cook, too right?

80. When would you like to meet my parents?

Comments (7)

Larry Bettag
Cherry Creek Mortgage Illinois Residential Mortgage License LMB #0005759 Cherry Creek Mortgage NMLS #: 3001 - Saint Charles, IL
Vice-President of National Production

A lot of one liners for the weekend!  Have a good one!

Jun 11, 2010 04:33 AM
Hannah Williams
HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA
Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

When would you like me to meet your parents in texas..Ha ha ha ..LOL

Good Ones STEVE

HelpfulHannah

Jun 11, 2010 08:25 AM
Team Honeycutt
Allen Tate - Concord, NC

Thanks for the laugh. Have a great weekend.

Jun 11, 2010 10:08 AM
Andy Chaudoir
Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas - Georgetown, TX
Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas

Hello Steve - I missed a few in the series.  I'll have to catch up.  Thanks for the laughs.

Jun 11, 2010 03:44 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I will keep that in mind if I ever have the chance to....well, you know!

Jun 12, 2010 12:28 PM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

And here's #81: "It's a dirty job - but someone has to do it!"

Jun 12, 2010 01:11 PM
Dale Baker
Baker Energy Audits and Commercial Properties Inspections - Claremont, NH
New Hampshire Relocation Real Estate Information

Howdy and evenin there Steve

Thank for a mighty fine hoot of a blog post to read.

Have a good one
Dale

Jun 13, 2010 03:09 PM