Dear President Calderon,
I am planning to move my family (my wife is currently pregnant) and extended family into Mexico. We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas and passports. Please note that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family
2. All Mexican government forms need to also be printed in English
3. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history
4. I want my kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school
5. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch
6. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services
7. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don't plan to purchase car insurance
8. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top and I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals
9. I also expect to find a job without paying any taxes
10. Please tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say a critical thing about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy
Thank you,
U.S. citizen and taxpayer
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