I ran across some interesting facts about stray cats.
You may want to keep these at hand when dealing with these critters.
Stray cats will not be fed.
Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food with a little milk.
Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with milk,
yummy treats and leftover fish scraps.
Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up
and cuddled unnecessarily. Stray cats that are petted, picked
up and cuddled and will absolutely not be given a name. Stray cats with
or without a name will not be allowed in the house at any time.
Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up or sharpen
their claws on the furniture. Stray cats will be permitted on the
furniture but must sharpen their claws on the new $114.99 sisal rope
scratching post with three sitting perches.
Stray cats will sleep outside. Stray cats will sleep in the garage.
Stray cats may sleep inside but not on the bed. Stray cats that sleep
on the bed however, will not be allowed under the covers.
Stray cats will not be allowed on the desk and are not
allowed anywhere near the computer. Stray cats are forbidden
to walk on the keyboard when a human is using it.
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