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It's the drugs....

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As many of you know, I am not the greatest writer and I don't post very much.  But, this funny story made me laugh.   Hope you enjoy.

 

An Attorney had an operation, and when he was coming out of the anesthesia, his wife was by his side.

"You are Beautiful", said the Atty. and off he drifted. He had never said that to her before wo she stayed around.

A few minutes later he looks at his wife, "You're cute" he said.

"What happened to Beautiful", his wife asked him?

"The drugs are wearing off!"

Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Made me laugh too Vern.............thanks.

Jun 24, 2010 05:33 PM
Lori Liveston
Virtual Homes, Real Estate - Waltham, MA

Ha!  Thanks Vern!

Jun 24, 2010 05:34 PM
Susan Laxson CRS
Palm Properties - La Quinta, CA
Realtor in San Diego, CA & Naples, FL

Very funny,  but I think that could actually happen!  :-)   Susan

Jun 24, 2010 05:34 PM
Greg Nino
RE/MAX Compass - Houston, TX
Houston, Texas

Attorneys.... BARF!

Jun 24, 2010 05:36 PM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

Vern, ahahahah ... drugs will do that ... impairs our brain and vision!

Jun 24, 2010 05:36 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Vern...sounds like a real life thing when I think of the atty's thagt I know!

Jun 24, 2010 05:37 PM
Carla Muss-Jacobs, RETIRED
RETIRED / State License is Inactive - Portland, OR

FUNNY!!!

Jun 24, 2010 05:49 PM
Carolyn Kolba
Serving Mentor, and all of Lake County, Ohio - Mentor, OH
Keller Williams Realty- Mentor, Ohio

Vern, it sounds like the wife needs to crank up the guy's drugs again.  Sounds like he would be much easier to get along with that way.

Jun 24, 2010 05:59 PM
Wade Kawahara
Dominion Real Estate Partners, LLC - Phoenix, AZ

Very funny post.

Jun 24, 2010 06:09 PM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

Vern...WOW, I have to give you credit. Youventured out, that's good.  Also, very funny!

Jun 24, 2010 06:14 PM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Glad everyone enjoyed.  It tickled my funny bone!

Jun 24, 2010 06:25 PM
Elite Home Sales Team
Elite Home Sales Team OC - Corona del Mar, CA
A Tenacious and Skilled Real Estate Team

Good one Vern.  I hope you provide us with a few more.

Jun 24, 2010 07:06 PM
Randy Ostrander
Lake and Lodge Realty LLC - Big Rapids, MI
Real Estate Broker, Serving Big Rapids and West Central MI

Hilarious. I love to end the week with a laugh. Thanks Vern.

Jun 24, 2010 10:50 PM
Michael Delaware
North Sky Realty LLC - Battle Creek, MI
REALTOR®, CRS, GRI

A good Attorney joke to remember.  Very witty.  Thanks.

Jun 25, 2010 12:56 AM
Home Loan Search.Online
Home Loan Search Online - Newnan, GA

Gotta love a joke about attorney's and drugs...

Jun 25, 2010 02:54 AM
Jay Schmitt
Keller Williams Keystone Realty - Gettysburg, PA
Gettysburg Real Estate Agent

It always funny when someone takes a poke at the attorneys.

Jun 25, 2010 10:40 PM
Russel Ray, San Diego Business & Marketing Consultant & Photographer
Russel Ray - San Diego State University, CA

Hey, Vern - You don't have to be the greatest writer. Just let your personality shine through and try to be of help to others. There's a serious love affair between Google and ActiveRain blogs, so you're missing out on a lot of Google juice by not blogging persistently and consistently.

Jul 02, 2010 01:54 PM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Hello Vern, and that as they say is when the fight started!

Jul 26, 2010 09:47 AM