Now, this is a cure I could handle.  I just don't get Migraines...

A guy goes into a Dr.'s office suffering from migraines.    When the Dr. does a medical history on the guy, he finds out that he has had every treatment known to man and with no results.

"You know, Medically, there isn't anything I can do, but, I also suffer from migraines.  I am going to tell you what I do.  When one hits, I go home and take a hot bath, and my wife wipes my face with a hot cloth.  After a while I take her to bed and  l make love to her.  In no time at all, my migraine is gone!"

"Try it and come and see me in 6 weeks."

After 6 weeks the man sees the Dr.  "Doc, you were right."  This is the first time anyone has helped me with my problem.   By the way...you have a very nice home!"

 
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JUN
25
2010
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Hi William, great funny. Love the title.
11:17pm • #2
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Hi William-

I'm afraid that won't work for me...

Sara
11:18pm • #3
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Sara...that is what my wife said!
11:21pm • #4
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NICE! 
11:25pm • #5
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Good one!!!
11:47pm • #6
JUN
26
2010
874,668 Points Outside Blog Called Shot Master

William - Thank you for a funny blog. I like it.
12:15am • #7
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Bill...

It just goes to show you, when you give instructions, be specific!
12:18am • #8
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Thanks for the smile and the great joke, I will  pass it on.
12:32am • #9
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I knew it.
9:01am • #10
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Bill, yea, I can see that working for a guy, but, most of the ladies would say go away! lol
9:39am • #11
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Bill, people do take advice quite literally and specifically after all it was his doctors advice!
2:58pm • #12
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Howdy and evening to you William

Sure bet the Dc. did not thing that was going to happen. Sure did get a real good hoot.

Have a good one
Dale
11:02pm • #13
JUN
27
2010
156,166 Points

You're a bad, bad boy, William!  Thanks for this morning's chuckle.
12:53pm • #14

Bill,

What was that address again?
4:07pm • #15
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Bill, leave it to you guys.  But, I guess if the Dr.'s wife is up to it...
7:56pm • #16
JUN
28
2010
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Bill, Bill, Bill!  Your sense of humor never ceases to amaze me.  Thanks for the laugh.
1:22am • #17
JUN
29
2010
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I guess this beats taking two aspirn !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*L*
10:06pm • #18
JUL
02
2010
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Oh boy, Bill.  I get migraines and, if this worked, I'd be more than happy to stand in for the doctor's wife.  Of course, I'd have to get my husband's permission first. 
8:01pm • #19
JUL
09
2010
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That's funny. I guess now he's got a bigger problem than a migraine.
8:41am • #20
JUL
15
2010
211,630 Points 1 Featured Post

BaZinga- as Sheldon on The Big Bang Theory would say:P
4:38pm • #21

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