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Silly Saturday Afternoon Post...

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Silly Saturday Afternoon Post...

    When one reads through the beginning chapters of the "Good Book" it certainly can get quite sexy at times. You know, with all that begetting going on and all. Who begot whom, and who did what and why... Whew! Sure were a whole lotta shenanigans going on way back then. But then, nothing has changed over the past 6,000 years, has there?
 
Chipper relocation program    The early chapters of the "Book" also have some interesting stories. Take the flood for instance. No where did I see where chipmunks were on the big boat's manifest. You know they talk about birds, clean and unclean animals. Who slipped rodents in? Maybe, somebody scrawled something that kinda sorta looked like that. Who knows?
     And then after the flood, the command was given to be fruitful and multiply. Lordy! I sure hope He knew what He was doing. I mean, with these little boogers begetting and running through the multiplication tables like there's no tomorrow, I think that I'd best begetting me another trap for my relocation program...

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Comments(15)

Barbara Todaro
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Happily Retired - Franklin, MA
Previously Affiliated with The Todaro Team

so, Michael, are you saying you have a growing family of chipmunk on your property???

Jun 26, 2010 10:39 AM
Jenna Dixon
Momentum Real Estate Group LLC - Marietta, GA
55 & Over | New Constructions | Horse Farms

Boogers...yep, that's what they are!

Jun 26, 2010 10:47 AM
Al & Peggy Cunningham, Brokers
RE/MAX West Realty Inc., Brokerage - Brampton, ON
Our Family Wants To Help Your Family!

You are having a problem with little 'chippy' & friends aren't you Michael!?

Jun 26, 2010 10:59 AM
Robert Vegas Bob Swetz
Las Vegas, NV

Hello Michael and most of these creatures are so cute, but can they damage things!

VB ;-)

PS - I just plugged your name at my post!

Jun 26, 2010 11:33 AM
Richard Iarossi
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Crofton, MD
Crofton MD Real Estate, Annapolis MD Real Estate

Mike,

I have a friend who does the same thing with relocation...only he paints their tails orange before he lets them go to see if they return.

Rich

Jun 26, 2010 12:11 PM
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Michael, funny post! We don't have chipmunks, but have seen the fattest groundhog in our backyard....I haven't seen him recently, probably because my big chocolate lab, is always around his hole.  So I  am hoping he moved on to another spot preferably in another county.

Jun 26, 2010 12:32 PM
TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

Chipper prob ain't the half of it. I don't think I've seen so many. So far I have captured 23 chips, 2 squirrels and 14 birds. I hope the chips & squirrels are enjoying their new homes...

Jun 26, 2010 01:41 PM
Suzanne McLaughlin
Sabinske & Associates, Inc. (Albertville, St. Michael) - Saint Michael, MN
Sabinske & Associates, Realtor

I have nothing to do on a Saturday night but read your blog post?  Hmm.... 

Well, as long as I'm over here...chipmunks and squirrels are rats with fluffy tails.  Put them all on a garbage barge , ohhhh, I mean ark,  and they'll be happy and so will we.

Gotta go, the wine glass is calling. 

Jun 26, 2010 03:29 PM
Marchel Peterson
Results Realty - Spring, TX
Spring TX Real Estate E-Pro

Michael, We lived in North Carolina for a couple of years and backed up to a small lake with some huge turtles.  We had a relocating turtle program going on while we were there as they ate the baby birds.

Jun 26, 2010 03:42 PM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

. I really enjoy this insight, I never really looked at it this way before...

Jun 26, 2010 04:27 PM
Kenneth Cole
Weichert Realtors Appleseed Group, 2043 Richmond Ave. S.I.N.Y. 10314. office phone 718-698-9797, Appleseedhomes.com... - Staten Island, NY
NYS Licensed Real Estate Salesperson

I'm OK with them as long as they stay out of my house.

Jun 27, 2010 12:34 AM
Fred Carver Real Estate Consulant
Retired BC Realtor - Victoria, BC
Accredited Real Estate Consultant

Hi Michael ...along with the people and animals of the past being fruitful ...todays Squirrels are just keeping up tradition :O))

Love your Story :O)

Jun 27, 2010 03:40 AM
Carra Riley & Declan Kenyon
Brokers Guild Cherry Creek Ltd - Westminster, CO
Helping people Transition at all ages!

Michael....I take it you're not found of Alvin! LOL

cosmic cow

Jun 27, 2010 05:39 AM
Robert L. Brown
www.mrbrownsellsgr.com - Grand Rapids, MI
Grand Rapids Real Estate Bellabay Realty, West Mic

I had some woodchucks on my property. They entered the witness protection program.

Jun 28, 2010 01:45 PM
Dan Quinn
The Eric Steart Group of Long & Foster Real Estate - Silver Spring, MD
Dan Quinn

I've got chipmunks that burrow through my mulch in my flower beds.  It's shocking what a mess they can make in such a short amount of time!

Sep 11, 2010 11:16 AM