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Where only the dead dare to tread!

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Home Inspector with Charles Buell Inspections Inc.

     Well, the dead and a few home inspectors anyway.

Green bottle flies

     I am talking about crawl spaces again. 

     If crawl spaces were not homes for the dead, they would not be made the height of a coffin-----or as cozy as a coffin----or as dark as a coffin.

     On a recent coffin inspection, I was greeted by a swarm of blue bottle flies -----a good indication that “something” had recently died.  Judging by the number of flies present, it was not likely that it was a mouse or a rat either.

Old form board in a crawl space covered with blue bottle flies

     The smell was not as nice as the roses in the garden outside.  I was sorry I had taken the time to smell this crawl space.  I never did locate the carcass but, given the obvious activity of raccoons in the space, I am guessing it was likely a recently deceased ring-tailed bandit----and the bottle flies were just doing their job.

 Blue Bottle Fly

     I sure am glad I am an inspector and not a bottle fly.

     I am also thankful that I have always stopped to smell the roses along the way-----that is how we get to counteract all that stinks in our lives.

Take the time to smell the roses

 

Charles Buell, Seattle Home Inspector

 

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So the song for the day is: "Shoo fly don't bother me"... 

Jul 05, 2010 05:29 AM
Jane Peters
Home Jane Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Los Angeles real estate concierge services

I always dread the part of the inspection with the inspector crawls under the house in his hazmat suite.  Rather you than me :)

Jul 05, 2010 06:04 AM
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Michael Spock, something like that

Jane---that is where all the fun is for sure

Jul 05, 2010 07:07 AM
Teral McDowell
Referral Patners LLC - Murphy, TX

Charles, I am pretty sure your job is secure or at least as far as I am concerned. Beautiful rose though.

Jul 05, 2010 07:51 AM
Karen Crowson
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage - Rancho Bernardo, CA
Your Agent for Change

Ewwww. I hope you get hazard pay.

Jul 05, 2010 08:50 AM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

Happy hunting Charles...
Can you believe it's the 5th of July?
Paul

Jul 05, 2010 09:23 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

That's a big yummie! 

There are still a few stinks in my life that cannot be counteracted with a couple of rose sniffs...

Jul 05, 2010 09:39 AM
Lori Churchill Cofer
Beasley Realty - Pullman, WA
Realtor - 509-330-0086 - Pullman, WA

ewwwwwwwwwww ... the things you guys gotta do.... lol

 

Thanks for sharing,

Lori Cofer

Jul 05, 2010 11:52 AM
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Teral, I often offer coveralls and a mask to agents and buyers----rarely get taken up on it though :)

Karen, that is the reason they pay us the big bucks :)

Paul, feels more like the middle of March

Jay, even for five minutes? :)

Lori, come on I know you didn't REALLY want me to share this :)

Jul 05, 2010 11:58 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

I have three different rose gardens in my yard (Wanda loves roses) and I smell them all the time!  The smell is great - the stinks are not!

Jul 05, 2010 01:07 PM
Kate Elim
Dockside Realty - Spotsylvania, VA
Realtor 540-226-1964, Selling Homes & Land a

Hi Charles...I never know what I'm going to find when I click on your blog but it always amuses me.  Thank you.

Kate

Jul 05, 2010 04:45 PM
Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

Mr Charles,

Is it possible that you died down there but have not yet found out? It often seems that you are hanging by a thread.

Nutsy

Jul 05, 2010 04:51 PM
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Jay, do you have skunk cabbage in your garden?

Kate, well I love it when you stop by for a laugh :)

Nutsy, I don't think so----but will check

Jul 05, 2010 05:54 PM
Robin Dampier REALTOR®
Coldwell Banker King - Hendersonville, NC
Hendersonville & Western NC Real Estate Source

Good grief, I never thought of a crawl space as a coffin before and now I forever will!  Yucky, my hubby just had to remove the carcass of a unfortunately long past due mouse body and that was a bad enough smell in our outside small utility building.  But thanks for the gorgeous rose -- I love roses that have that rose aroma.  Many hothouse ones don't have the aroma -- what a waste of money.

Sue of Robin and Sue

Jul 05, 2010 07:49 PM
Alan May
Jameson Sotheby's International Realty - Evanston, IL
Home is where the hearth is.

you aren't paid enough...

Jul 06, 2010 02:28 AM
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Sue, sorry about that :)

Alan, do you have a more appropriate amount in mind?

Jul 06, 2010 02:35 AM
Donald Hester
NCW Home Inspections, LLC - Wenatchee, WA
NCW Home Inspections, LLC

Charles,

Fun one you had there. I have a friend in Everett area who's neighbor had raccoons eating his roof. He had a wood shake roof. Link to article below. Those guys are pretty tough hombres.

 

http://www.king5.com/news/local/Raccoons-damaging-homes-in-Everett-neighborhood-94706889.html

Jul 06, 2010 05:28 AM
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Donald they can really make a mess for sure

Jul 06, 2010 05:42 AM
Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

Mr Charles,

I am quite sure that you checked out awhile back.

Nutsy

Jul 06, 2010 04:25 PM
Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Nutsy, I sure wish someone would have told me----I think you are kidding.

Jul 06, 2010 04:35 PM