As always, there's a humor extra for those with the tenacity to read all the way to the end. Actually there are two this time around... BONUS! Hey There!
My partners and I have been invited to participate in the National Real Estate Investment Expo this weekend at the Los Angeles Convention Center. We'll be doing a LIVE BROADCAST from the show from 1 pm to 2 pm on 97.1 FM and 1050 AM.
CLICK HERE TO REGISTER FOR FREE!!!
Sunday morning, for you early risers, at 9:00 am we'll be giving a talk on Strategic Equity concepts, and how our various turn-key real estate investments fit nicely into any serious long term equity plan.
Come listen to these amazing, nationally known, featured speakers:
You are invited to attend this event for FREE. Get your FREE tickets by CLICKING HERE.
I hope I see you there!
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The National Real Estate Investors Expo is Co-Sponsored by:
Saturday and Sunday, August 18th & 19th join 97.1's The Home Ownership Roundtable at the National Real Estate Investment Expo! The Four Guys from the Roundtable will be there broadcasting LIVE from the event from 1pm-2pm on Saturday!
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Come meet Darren, Mike, Tom, & Michael all weekend long as they talk about investing, strategic equity, home finance, and so much more! Get your questions answered LIVE and IN PERSON! Meet the key contacts for our investment opportunities from across the country! Find out direct information about DETROIT REHABS, CAROLINA APPRECIATION FLOW PROPERTIES, COASTAL CAROLINA BEACHFRONT/GOLF OPPORTUNITY, and more!
Get prequalified for an investment or refinance ON THE SPOT! Special Investment Opportunities will be available FOR EXPO ATTENDEES ONLY!
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Explore the EXPO and listen to some of the top minds in the Real Estate Investment arena speak on the main stage! Learn how to become wealthy with amazing speakers such as Master of Persuasion Marshall Sylver, Robert Kiosaki's "Rich Dad" advisor Garrett Sutton, and MANY MORE!
The Home Ownership Roundtable will even be on the main stage discussing Strategic Equity and Investment Opportunities! And don't forget about the LIVE BROADCAST from the LA Convention Center on Saturday on 97.1 FREE FM! The Roundtable is also launching their show on another station! Now you can hear them on CBS Radio and NBC TALK RADIO's KCAA 1050 AM.
Get your FREE TICKETS to the event (a $25 value) only by getting PRE-REGISTERED on our site
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The Last of Bart's Chalkboard Wisdom
· Hamsters cannot fly. · I will not bribe Principal Skinner. · I will not squeak chalk. · I will finish what I sta · "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender. · Underwear should be worn on the inside. · The Christmas Pageant does not stink. · I will not torment the emotionally frail. · I will not send lard through the mail. · I will not use abbrev. · Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal. · Indian burns are not our cultural heritage. · I will not dissect things unless instructed. · I will not hang donuts on my person. · No one wants to hear my armpits. · I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface. · I will not celebrate meaningless milestones. · I will not strut around like I own the place. · Next time it could be me on the scaffolding. · The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far. · I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist. · I am not a lean mean spitting machine. · The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan. · I will not whittle hall passes out of soap. · Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things. · I do not have power of attorney over first graders. · Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does. · I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.. · I am not certified to remove asbestos. · "Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice. · I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball. · I will remember to take my medication. · The boys room is not a water park. · Beans are neither fruit nor musical. · Nerve gas is not a toy. · "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism. · The First Amendment does not cover burping. · Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough.
A Humor Extra For Those of You Who Read ToThe End... And, in case you missed the Mid-Month Special Edition, here's an EXTRA Humor Extra. No words can truly describe it. Except maybe PG-13.
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