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Dig Yer Drain!

By
Home Inspector with Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC 3380-000723

Are you bored with your basement stairwell drain?  Does your drain do nothing but drain?

Do you have a stairwell drain that you just aren't proud about showing to the neighbors? 

Do your children no longer invite their friends into the back yard through the basement door?

Well, feel embarrassed no more!

Hi, Billy Jays here!

What you need is Dig Yer Drain!

 

Yes, Dig Yer Drain! will conquer any previous embarrassment you had about your stairwell!

For $5.55 you will receive one bag of our patented, organic Drain Clog and your choice of seed from various,  attractive plants to dress up that sorry drain!

You can select packets from our grasses, greens and herbs!  Add mulch for that Far Eastern Zen effect!

Call now!

Imagine the look on your neighbor's faces when they walk around the house with you only to look into your stairwell!  Wow, will they ever Dig Yer Drain!

They'll tell all your other neighbors so they can come over to see and then Dig Yer Drain! too!  You will certainly be the hit of the neighborhood in ways you never before imagined!

So Call Now!  And if you call in the next 20 minutes, cause we can't do this all day, we will include a pack of convenient straws so you can get that special seed into that special place!  One of our highly trained and organic call screeners drain garden consultants will guide you through the special ways you can adorn your stairwell drain! 

You are limited only by your imagination! 

So, take it from Billy Jays!  Not only will you Dig Yer Drain! but I will Dig Yer Drain! too!

So call now!  You just can't Dig Yer Drain! as much any other way!

Posted by

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


Comments(12)

Kellie Morrissey
Keller Williams Realty Success LLC - Littleton, CO
CO Realtor CRS, GRI, CDPE

Great post.... You made me laugh!  Thanks for sharing...

Kellie Denver Colorado

What will they think of next.....

Jul 17, 2010 03:00 PM
Vickie McCartney
Maverick Realty - Owensboro, KY
Broker, Real Estate Agent Owensboro KY

Hi Jay~  It looks like you learned a lot there Billy Mays!  Billy Jays!  How can people let things get so out of control?  Preventative maintenance is so much cheaper!

Jul 17, 2010 03:06 PM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Kellie - the great products just keep coming!  Call now!

Vickie - that was proactivity at its best!  I didn't see any deferred maintenance at all...

Jul 17, 2010 03:08 PM
Randy L. Prothero
eXp Realty - Hollister, MO
Missouri REALTOR, (808) 384-5645

We have several homes in the area that could use that service for their gutters.

Jul 17, 2010 05:52 PM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Randy - I am happy to introduce you to a wonderful product!  Call now!   Billy

Jul 17, 2010 11:44 PM
Lenn Harley
Lenn Harley, Homefinders.com, MD & VA Homes and Real Estate - Leesburg, VA
Real Estate Broker - Virginia & Maryland

Interesting.  Reminded me that I need to get out there and sweep those steps and clean around the stairwell drain. 

Now with this product, I can grow things in my basement drain.  Of course, the drain goes to the sump pump which would likely mean that some of the "growth" would grow in my sump pump (always well watered) well. 

Actually, I don't need the growth product.  I could just transplant a few plants from my window wells.  Weeds grow like weeds in my window wells.

 

Jul 18, 2010 12:00 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

And imagine, Lenn, how proud you would be to show it all to your neighbors!

Thanks for the plug on the website!  Came out nicely.

Jul 18, 2010 12:24 AM
Kate Kate
San Diego, CA

Roll over, Chia Pet. Make room for Dig Yer Drain!

www.shouldn'tbeseenontv.com

Jul 18, 2010 01:28 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

I don't know, Kate, it seems a rather nice place for some herbs.

Jul 18, 2010 03:06 AM
Lenn Harley
Lenn Harley, Homefinders.com, MD & VA Homes and Real Estate - Leesburg, VA
Real Estate Broker - Virginia & Maryland

Jay.  I'm not finished with it yet.  I need to get some highlights and add the image when it's finished.  I changed the meta tags for that page.  It'll come along.

 

Jul 18, 2010 09:05 AM
Jack Gilleland
Home Inspection and Investor Services, Clayton - Clayton, OH

Just what kind of herbs are you proposing Billy Jay.

Jul 26, 2010 05:30 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

No rush Lenn.  You are great!

Jack - it's too low and close to the concrete for basil - the heat would get to it.  I think a hearty herb like tarragon, or even sage, would do well there.  A big pampas grass would make a bit hit too.  We have many packets for order.  But you have to call now!   Billy

Jul 26, 2010 09:17 AM