Are you bored with your basement stairwell drain? Does your drain do nothing but drain?
Do you have a stairwell drain that you just aren't proud about showing to the neighbors?
Do your children no longer invite their friends into the back yard through the basement door?
Well, feel embarrassed no more!
Hi, Billy Jays here!
What you need is Dig Yer Drain!
Yes, Dig Yer Drain! will conquer any previous embarrassment you had about your stairwell!
For $5.55 you will receive one bag of our patented, organic Drain Clog and your choice of seed from various, attractive plants to dress up that sorry drain!
You can select packets from our grasses, greens and herbs! Add mulch for that Far Eastern Zen effect!
Call now!
Imagine the look on your neighbor's faces when they walk around the house with you only to look into your stairwell! Wow, will they ever Dig Yer Drain!
They'll tell all your other neighbors so they can come over to see and then Dig Yer Drain! too! You will certainly be the hit of the neighborhood in ways you never before imagined!
So Call Now! And if you call in the next 20 minutes, cause we can't do this all day, we will include a pack of convenient straws so you can get that special seed into that special place! One of our highly trained and organic call screeners drain garden consultants will guide you through the special ways you can adorn your stairwell drain!
You are limited only by your imagination!
So, take it from Billy Jays! Not only will you Dig Yer Drain! but I will Dig Yer Drain! too!
So call now! You just can't Dig Yer Drain! as much any other way!
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