Every so often I get some crazy email. I never know how to respond so I usually don't. My favorite emails are ones that plant me as part of some far reaching conspiracy. I like conspiracy theories and doubly I like it when I am in them. For instance I get emails every so often along the lines of "You don't have any houses for sale on the East Side" (I do) and you and your cohorts are trying to keep east side prices low (The east side has appreciated much faster than most of Austin over the last few years and I own stuff there). Then the rant digresses to weird personal experiences that don't seem to relate to real estate or me. At that point I get bored. Anyway, maybe all the realtors have some secret meeting and I never get invited. That or the person writing me has an active imagination. Anyone else get interesting emails or calls? Or am I just lucky.

Ki Gray works for Escapeso Austin Real Estate. He is not part of any far reaching realty conspiracies but sometimes wishes he was.