If you're like me, your roof flashing can be a real pain!
You look up and there it is, sometimes with and sometimes without that pesky counter flashing! It seems that counter flashing is always loose! And it leaks! I got fed so up myself that I came up with Counter Yer Counter Flashing!
Hi, Billy Jays here!
You will never experience leaking again!
You will never experience loose counter flashing again!
You will never experience the stares and head shaking of your neighbors again!
You will want to call now once you see our newest roofing aid: Counter Yer Counter Flashing!
So what are you waiting for!
Your call will reach one of our bored, um, Board Specialists to help you determine exactly what you will need to Counter Yer Counter Flashing!
Your $3.69 will get you one long board you can cut to any shape!
And if you call now, because we can't do this all day, we will send you an extra long board so your job will be plenty complete when you are done!
Our handy Instruction Guide will show you with photos and drawings (in 15 of the most popular languages in the country) how to properly cut and place your very own long boards to overlap so rain and snow will never leak into your house again! And you can mix-and-match different board widths to give it that really personal look! YOU WILL LOVE Counter Yer Counter Flashing!
Nail it on and fold your shingles over the edge and wait at the window and watch until your neighbors pass by! They will never shake their heads again! They will love Counter Yer Counter Flashing! as much as you do! And as they are looking up at the roof, be sure to casually step out onto your front porch and wave!
So, take it from me, Billy Jays, and don't wait a minute more to get that roof project off your list!
Call now for Counter Yer Counter Flashing! You will be glad you did!
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia