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Scammers Are Stoopid...

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Harriman Real Estate, LLC (203) 672-4499 REB 0788845

Scammers Are Stoopid...

Go Sit in the Corner, Dumbass

I got a phishing email today. I know, you're saying, "And that's different from any other day because...?". Well, I'd normally agree with you, but this one is so stoopid I just had to share it. Check it out...

Here's the email I got:

 Dear Account User

This Email is from Hotmail Customer Care and we are sending it to every Hotmail Email User Accounts Owner for safety. we are having congestions due to the anonymous registration of Hotmail accounts so we are shutting down some Hotmail accounts and your account was among those to be deleted. We are sending this email to you so that you can verify and let us know if you still want to use this account. If you are still interested please confirm your account by filling the space below.Your User name, password, date of birth and your country information would be needed to verify your account.

Due to the congestion in all Hotmail users and removal of all unused Hotmail Accounts, Hotmail would be shutting down all unused Accounts, You will have to confirm your E-mail by filling out your Login Information below after clicking the reply button, or your account will be suspended within 24 hours for security reasons.

* Username: ..................................

* Password: ...................................

* Date of Birth: .............................

* Country Or Territory: ................

After following the instructions in the sheet, your account will not be interrupted and will continue as normal. Thanks for your attention to this request. We apologize for any inconveniences. Warning!!! Account owner that refuses to update his/her account after two weeks of receiving this warning will lose his or her account permanently.

Sincerely, The Windows Live Hotmail Team

I know, you're thinking, "So what's so stoopid about this email? I've seen it a dozen times." I don't doubt that you have, so have I. But there are two things that make this piece of work a REAL piece of work:

1) It's an email saying my Hotmail account is going to be shut down...but it was sent to an email address on a domain we own, not to my Hotmail account! And,

2) The, uh, gentleman that sent me the email, who wants me to believe he is an employee of MSN, sent the email...from an AOL account! Grbass1@aol.com, to be precise. Well, Mr. Bass, I'll give you a "10" for having balls, but only a "5" for Technical Difficulty, and NO style points at all.

Like I said...

Scammers Are Stoopid...

 

Mike Mayer
Mike Mayer, Broker/Owner - i List For Less Realty, LLC - Lafayette, LA

The unfortunate and sad part is that some poor fool likely responded (despite the tell tale signs, the poor grammar and improper use of the English language) and now no longer has control of their email account on Hotmail. Sigh.

Jul 26, 2010 05:22 PM
John Cannata
214-728-0449 http://TexasLoanGuy.com - Frisco, TX
Texas Home Mortgage - Purchase or Refinance

You have to love those spammers. I find it especially entertaining when they cant spell even the simple words.

Jul 26, 2010 05:26 PM
Carolyn Kolba
Serving Mentor, and all of Lake County, Ohio - Mentor, OH
Keller Williams Realty- Mentor, Ohio

Pat and Wayne, you'd think these dummies would have better things to do than to waste time like this.  I guess that is why they are such dummies !

Jul 26, 2010 05:28 PM
Dan Edward Phillips
Dan Edward Phillips - Eureka, CA
Realtor and Broker/Owner

I try to keep my clients informed of this type of email so they are not taken advantage of.

Jul 26, 2010 05:31 PM
Pat & Wayne Harriman
Harriman Real Estate, LLC (203) 672-4499 - Wallingford, CT
Broker/Owners, Wallingford CT Real Estate

Mike & John: Yeah..."we're having congestions"?? "Due to the congestion in all Hotmail users..."??? WTF? Sounds like upper respiratory infections are now grounds for account termination!  And you're right, Mike. Someone has probably fallen for this crapola and is now crying in a corner somewhere wondering what happened. Sad...

Jul 26, 2010 05:33 PM
Pat & Wayne Harriman
Harriman Real Estate, LLC (203) 672-4499 - Wallingford, CT
Broker/Owners, Wallingford CT Real Estate

Carolyn: Well, I guess it keeps 'em off the streets...

Dan: Good on ya! This kind of crap can wreak havoc on unsuspecting people, especially if it's their only email account. There oughta be a law...oh yeah, there already is...

Jul 26, 2010 05:37 PM
Terry Chenier
Homelife Glenayre Realty - Mission, BC

Pat & Wayne,

Yeah, that was pretty lame. Some people will bite though.

Jul 26, 2010 05:42 PM
Pat & Wayne Harriman
Harriman Real Estate, LLC (203) 672-4499 - Wallingford, CT
Broker/Owners, Wallingford CT Real Estate

Terry: Yup, lame is right. Sadly, so is your observation about people biting on this. Caution is definitely warranted on the Information SuperHighway...

Jul 26, 2010 05:47 PM
Wade Kawahara
Dominion Real Estate Partners, LLC - Phoenix, AZ

How dumb do they think we are?

Jul 26, 2010 05:52 PM
Pat & Wayne Harriman
Harriman Real Estate, LLC (203) 672-4499 - Wallingford, CT
Broker/Owners, Wallingford CT Real Estate

Wade: Judging by this pitiful attempt, pretty dumb, I guess!

Jul 26, 2010 06:11 PM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

I have gotten similar emails to my yahoo accounts but not sent from a yahoo email address. They ant to set a panic and then view all emails to see if there will be something that gives them an entry portal to someones personal business.

Jul 27, 2010 12:34 AM
Pat & Wayne Harriman
Harriman Real Estate, LLC (203) 672-4499 - Wallingford, CT
Broker/Owners, Wallingford CT Real Estate

Ed: Yeah, they can try but I sure ain't gonna be their next meal ticket! Like they thought this half-a$$ed email was gonna fool someone??

Jul 27, 2010 01:56 AM
Pasadena Short Sale Agents Pasadena Short Sales
Munson Realty Southern California Real Estate - Pasadena, CA

I wonder how many people actually fall for this stuff? How horrible that people even have the notion to take advantage of others. Fer shame fer shame!

Jul 27, 2010 03:34 AM
Sam DeBord
SeattleHome.com -Coldwell Banker Danforth - Seattle, WA
Seattle Real Estate Broker

It seems like spam is half my bulk mail folder every day.  "I am liking to receive from your honorable the sums of $1,580,300,000 with an cashiers checks."

Thanks for the comic relief.

Jul 27, 2010 04:11 AM
Pat & Wayne Harriman
Harriman Real Estate, LLC (203) 672-4499 - Wallingford, CT
Broker/Owners, Wallingford CT Real Estate

Stephen: Sadly, too many...

Sam: Yeah, if I could actually collect a tenth of what The Bank of Nigeria wants to give me, I could buy out Donald Trump and still be the wealthiest man on the planet!

Jul 27, 2010 05:34 AM
Jeff&Grace Safrin
F.C.Tucker 1st Team Real Estate - Valparaiso, IN
SpousesSellingHousesTM

If all the scam artists would use their energy in a productive way toward humanity -  more disease and world issues/problems could be irradicated.

instead they clog up the inboxes...ugh

 

Jul 27, 2010 06:52 AM
Pat & Wayne Harriman
Harriman Real Estate, LLC (203) 672-4499 - Wallingford, CT
Broker/Owners, Wallingford CT Real Estate

Jeff & Grace: Ain't that the truth? How about, instead of trying to scam us, maybe try and figure out ways to prevent phishing attacks, identity theft and computer hacking? Those are far more noble endeavors, and they just might sleep better at night...maybe.

Jul 28, 2010 06:27 PM