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Older than Dirt! - Yes Today is my Birthday! -Baby Boomers - Then and Now

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Utah Realty 5451933-PB00

  

Another baby boomer is getting a little older today! Another day closer the adult depends, drule trays, and those milky energy drinks. So I guess if I have grow old I might as well laugh at myself. 

 

Then: Hoping for a BMW
Now: Hoping for a BM

 

 

Then: The Grateful Dead - Now: Dr. Kevorkian

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Th

en: Getting out to a new, hip joint  - Now: Getting a new hip joint.

Then: Moving to California because it's cool
Now: Moving to California because it's warm

Then: Being called into the principal's office
Now: Storming into the principal's office

Then: Peace Sign
Now: Mercedes Logo

 

 

 

Then: Getting your headstoned
Now: Getting your headstone
 

 

 

 

Then: "Goingblind"
Now: REALLY going blind

Then: Long hair
Now: Longing for hair

Then: Acid rock
Now: Acid reflux

Then: Worrying about no one coming to your party
Now: Worrying about no one coming to your funeral

Then: Elvis in the army
Now: Elvis in a UFO

Then: Keg
Now: EKG

Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids

Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

Then: Passing the driving test
Now: Passing the vision test

Then: Whatever?
Now: Depends

 

 

 


  

Melissa Juarez
Massachusetts Buyers Broker Agency, LLC - Quincy, MA

Thanks Marty for sharing. Happy day! I hope you have a productive and profitablerest of the year.

Aug 05, 2010 02:46 AM
Laurie C. Bailey-Gates
Robert Paul Properties - Barnstable, MA
ABR, SFR

Too funny and too TRUE - Happy Birthday

THEN: Wishing to be 21

Now: Wishing to look 39

Aug 05, 2010 02:50 AM
Stephanie Curd-Goulette
Livin' the Dream Real Estate, LLC - Morrison, CO

Hysterical!  Have a wonderful birthday and do something fun - like buy a BMW or Mercedes!  (wink)

Aug 05, 2010 02:50 AM
Karen Bernetti
Southington, CT

Thanks for the laugh.  Way to keep your sense of humor through it all.  Surely your best days are yet to come!  Happy Birthday.

Aug 05, 2010 02:53 AM
Don MacLean
New England Real Estate Center Inc. - Easton, MA
Realtor-Homes for Sale- Easton, Mass 02356

Happy Birthday.

Can't wait to see next years list.

Go get that BMW or at least a hot wheels of it

Enjoy the day

Aug 05, 2010 02:56 AM
Edward & Celia Maddox
The Celtic Connection Realty - Queen Creek, AZ
EXPERIENCE & INTEGRITY - WE TAKE THE HIGH ROAD

Good article with funny but true sayings.  Best Regards,

Aug 05, 2010 02:56 AM