A married couple of many years are in bed together, and the woman feels the husband's hand under her leg, says "Oh boy, this is going to be a pleasant evening."
A little bit later she feels his hand under her behind, and says, "Now, this is like the old days!"
Finally, she feels his hand around her thigh, but then everything stops.
She asks, "Irving, what happened?"
He says, "I found the remote."
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