Now that is funny... That will never get old!!!

5.11 Tactical Pants,

Glock 21, .45 Cal.

Oakley Tac-Boots

Oakley Monster Dog Polarized Glasses

Custom Fit Ear Plugs with Orange cord

Paris911 Long Sleeved T-shirt

and the apparent use of the Buns of Steel Video tape you got me last Christmas....  Priceless....