Kentucky farm

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size
14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &
Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant-sized dog dishes next to the boots and
magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went for more ammunition. Back in about an hour.

 
Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up real
bad.

I don't think Killer took part in it but it was
hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyways,
I locked all four of 'em in the house. 
Better wait in your truck till I get back."
 
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7 Comments on How To Install A Security System In Kentucky

AUG
15
2010
427,837 Points 2 Featured Posts Outside Blog Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

thats cute,  I love that.   Thank you for sharing this
1:56pm • #1
1,445,994 Points 26 Featured Posts Outside Blog Called Shot Master

Great post. Don't forget to put a little mud on those shoes. Thanks for the smiles.

 Blooming for home buyers this summer.
2:05pm • #2
262,443 Points 2 Featured Posts Attended Rain Camp Called Shot Master

Thanks for the laugh, that would work down here as well :D
2:28pm • #3
166,134 Points 5 Featured Posts Attended Rain Camp

This is wonderful! Y'all have a way of makin' a stranger feel welcome.

PS Hope you're having a GREAT weekend.
6:36pm • #4
269,968 Points 15 Featured Posts Localism Sponsor Outside Blog Called Shot Master

OMGosh - this is too funny! Where I'm originally from - this would be taken very seriously and probably used!
7:02pm • #5
AUG
16
2010

Hi Lizette: Thanks for the laugh, I bet it works too. Hope you had a great weekend!
10:02am • #6

I absolutely love it!    With all the break-ins in Sevierville lately I am thinking I need a backup to ADT.      I just have to hope the dirt bags can read!
6:54pm • #7

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