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Tall Tales on the Walk to School! (Humor)

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore
A Mom in my neighborhood was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He thought he was a big boy and didn’t want his mother to walk with him.

late to school (sxc)Mom wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but she wanted to know that he was safe. So she had an idea of how to handle it.
 
She asked a neighbor, who walked every morning, if she would please follow him to school staying at a distance so he probably wouldn’t notice her.  The neighbor, since she walked for exercise with he toddler every morning, agreed. 
 
The next school day, the neighbor and her little girl set out following behind Timmy as he walked to school with another neighbor girl he knew. She did this for the whole week. 
 
As the two walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs, Timmy’s little friend noticed the same lady was following them as she seemed to do every day all week.
 
childhood (sxc)
Finally she said to Timmy, "Have you noticed that lady following us to school all week?  Do you know her?"

Timmy nonchalantly replied, "Yeah, I know who she is."
 

The little girl said, "Well, who is she?"
 

"That’s just Shirley Goodnest," Timmy replied, "and her daughter Marcy."
 

"Shirley Goodnest? Who the heck is she and why is she following us?"
 

"Well," Timmy explained, "every night my Mom makes me say the 23rd Psalm with my prayers, ‘cuz she worries about me so much.

"And in the Psalm, it says, ‘Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life’, so I guess I’ll just have to get used to it!"

Gary L. Waters Broker Associate, Bucci Realty
Bucci Realty, Inc. - Melbourne, FL
Eighteen Years Experience in Brevard County

Cute. I did not see where that was going. Have a great week!

Aug 17, 2010 02:58 AM
Scott Warga
ACSI American Construction Specialists & Investigations - Gilbert, AZ

That was good. I will be forwarding that on to others.

Thanks

Aug 17, 2010 06:25 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

Laura...I think I lost Shirley and Marcy, at a traffic light about third grade and haven't seen them since- but I'm glad they found Timmy to follow.

Aug 17, 2010 11:06 AM
Andy Chaudoir
Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas - Georgetown, TX
Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas

Hello Laura - Thanks for the laugh.  Have a great evening.

Aug 23, 2010 04:55 PM
Wendy Rulnick
Rulnick Realty, Inc. - Destin, FL
"It's Wendy... It's Sold!"

Laura - Wonderful.  Thank you for the levity today!

Aug 25, 2010 12:01 PM
Diane Friesen
Century 21 Coastal Realty Ltd. - Surrey, BC

From the mouth of babs . . .

Sep 03, 2010 04:09 AM