A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.
H. L. Mencken
Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
George Clooney
Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this guy is presidential material.
Dave Letterman
Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
P. J. ORourke
Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.
Robert Louis Stevenson
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
Ronald Reagan
The Nines Team at Keller Williams in Lodi - Lodi, CA
The Nines Team in Lodi
Steve - That's quite a collection of quotes! And sadly, few people will be upset by reading them. As funny fodder, politicians are as easy a target as any available. On the serious side - it is a little like the comparisons of real estate agents to used car salespeople: it's not a fair representation - but it does make for humorous quips! Thanks for sharaing ...
Aug 21, 2010 10:24 AM
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Macht-Liles Real Estate Group - Cedaredge, CO
That is why I so love to read quotes from Will Rogers. What an honest man!
Aug 21, 2010 11:03 AM
Aubrey and Associates Realty - Layton, UT
The C Team
Steve, great quotes! Too bad that the problem with political jokes is that they continue to get elected!
Aug 21, 2010 01:43 PM
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Steve, as long as their is a left and right aisle, jokes will be abundant.
Aug 21, 2010 06:08 PM
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Steve, it is a good thing Arnold was born outside of this country, or he just might run for the presidency...I guess that didn't stop the current head Honcho?
Aug 22, 2010 06:06 AM
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