Just A For Laughs!

For some reason, everyone in my family thinks it is hilarious to send me blond jokes. I am not sure why. This did make me laugh....

"Woman shot in the head 

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the 
driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed,both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed  that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very  strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an  hour. 

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. 

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.  A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a 
gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. 

Linda is blond, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that 
could all be a coincidence."

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