Just found a funny but useful robot online.  He is an expert on SEO, and claims to have all kinds of industry secrets and gossip.  Here is the link

You can refresh the page to get him to speak again.  His name is promo and he was created by the gang over at Search Engine Worshops

Here is a quote from their site:

"Turn up your computer sound and click your refresh button to hear Promo, the Search Engine Robot giving you some general SEO gossip. He is libel to say anything, so be prepared!"

One minute, he'll throw you some technical advice, then next minute, he'll run his mouth off about how his relationship with the "female" hotbot robot didn't workout. But it's ok because he's starting to date a new robot over at Yahoo.  But he's not sure how it will work out yet, because he claims that the yahoo robot is considering a name change to inktomi.

He says some pretty funny stuff... but when he gets serious, he has some very quality up to date SEO advice.

“Promo” — the Fun Loving SEO Talking Robot