Bill calls into work and says, 'Hey, I'm not coming into work today, I really feel sick. I have got a headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I'm not coming in.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Bill. I really need you today.When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Bill calls again. 'I did what you said and I feel great. I'll be at work soon.........You've got a nice house'.
Comments(11)