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19 Comments on Masturbation, Orgasm, Nudity, and Nakedness...all add up to something part 1
LOL
I hope those numbers include yourself in the search.
Make sure when you go to a showing there is a 3rd party there, you may experience a 5th search you didn't look up. Some say there is a relationship between them
Enjoy the day
Don...ouch! I am to be included in those numbers.....yes. However, my motives for doing so have been outed and stated. As to the rest of your statement......you leave me in the dust......Don
the day belongs to us.....
Richie,
Are you going to report back on the results? Deception? I guess.
Business is coming your way, Richie. Please dress professionally.
Richie,
You're always ahead of the curve in these things. I'm looking forward to your new advertising campaign where you tie it all together..."MasturbXXX in your new Riverside, CA home." Talk about a long tail search.
Rich
Brad...come what may.......
Glenn.....your killing me.......
GOOD FOR A LAUGH
I am reminded of the time years ago when I was sharing a desktop computer with my son-in law. One day, I am on it and all of a sudden, nude pictures starting coming on screen. I then had a thought. Was my son-in law visiting these sights? Well he was on the computer and the same thing happened to him and he thought...was my father in law visiting these sights? Turns out we had a virus and it hi-jacks you at will. LOL
GOOD FOR THE CHILLS
Many years ago......I am in a public library and waiting for my turn to use the public computer. I watch from a distance as the guy who is using it, abruptly gets up, looks around, closes his search, and then skedaddles. Very unusual. I run over there and start to use it and all of a sudden nude pictures come up all over the place. I am thinking that the other guy was surfing the subject matter. There are women and children all over the place. I am thinking that people are going to think it was me. I now mimic the same action that I saw the guy previous did and I skedaddled telling the lady at the desk, you better check out your computers. She says...what do you mean? I said, just check em out. I couldn't help but wonder if the person after me thought I was doing that.......Whoa.....
Rich(ie) to Rich...let's just hope its priced right so I have a fast escrow and I am outa there. What you do after the purchase......well taking simple Fee Title explains it in detail....
Quicky Sale Needed
Seller says...take it off....all off...the price that is if..... you make an offer this weekend. Fast close (clothes) optional and "Look see" or "peek a boo" available to the picky buyer...... private showings available?
Richie - I see that I need to change the topics of my posts. I just have to decide the one in which I'm most adept : )
John....go slow and be careful here. I like your stuff the way it is. If you made any changes, you may become famous. If you do, remember all your friends here on ActiveRain and take our phone calls when we contact you
Ok...I'm speechless...laughing too much!!!!! I see this post is "part 1"...I'm almost afraid to ask what "part 2" will be...
My suggestions for your listing headlines: "Huge Masturbedroom" "Nudity in Master Bath!"
Lisa......part 2 will lighten up a bit but...... and have an impact equal to or more than this one. Your contribution is priceless......we are co-listing it together and the unit will sell in 21 days. Thats a fast "Clothes" of Escrow...LOL good stuff and thanks for playing......
Sometimes I come here late at night just to see where the road (and your commenters) take me....Thanks for the lift!
Fred......I will leave the light on.......You know Fred, I am experimenting of a sorts......I am curious to see myself where this post will take me too.......thank you for your continued support. Best to you
Oh man...Thanks for exposing the naked truth and...did you type this post with one hand??
Russell....somethings are better left to the commenter than to the host of the post.....case in point....dear boy......
Great response Russell. At least someones keeping up with the topics above... lol
Well...I am going to find out whether I can ride the "hit" parade....it is just a little experiment. Nothing surprises me anymore either Mario......best to you
HAHA! Oh man, I am cracking up over this post and your comments too! Galad I found your Blog here at AR and added you to my sunbscriber list! Drop by mine sometime too!
Russell....thank you for your support.....