Accidental Loss Insurance., Hold On if You still have hands

 OK this is kind of a different story                       but I gotta tell it!!!!

think about this before you read any further....I pay almost $4,500 for my health insurance for 3 months.

I got a call from my insurance company and they wanted to give me some new insurance, so they called and sent a guy over to my home. Real nice guy, but what the heck is going on in the insurance world?

here is a list of Benefits for accidental loss of:

 Both hands, both feet, sight of both eyes, one foot and one eye, one hand and one eye, one foot and one eye. Besides the dying which $4,000 would go to Jane.....the rest of the loss of stuff....my limbs and eyes....I would get $4,000.

Or if I only lost one hand, or one foot, or the loss of sight in one eye.....I would only get $2,000. Now there are some qualifications for the money....like.....loss of a hand means...cut off through or above the wrist....loss of foot means cut off through or above the ankle.

 Any foot cut off below the ankle....NO money...Same as Wrist... Loss of sight means....blindness which cannot be corrected. Also any loss must occur within 90 days of an accident to be payable....So if I was in the hospital and I went blind in 91 days, because of an accident I wouldn't get any money...So it probably would be a good thing to poke myself in the eye over and over if I could still see a little up until the 90th day.

 Now if you lose 2 feet and 2 hands and both eyes...you still only get $4,000 total....if it occurs in the same accident....So the best thing to do would be to have an accident and lose like 2 legs and maybe just one eye.....and you would get the $4,000, Or One foot and one hand and one eye and you would still qualify for the $4,000. Now go out and get in another accident...

.Now there are some Exclusions in the policy.....If any of the above happened, because you were taking drugs, or attempting to commit a felony, taking part in a riot, or anything to do with you being in a war whether it is declared or undeclared as a real war or if you were trying to commit suicide and you intentionally self inflicted the injury while sane or insane...YOU get NO money..

.Anyone want to sign Up??????

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