Special offer

It is rainy and Gloomy...Time for a little smile.

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

OK, I will disclose up front that this is a bit of a groaner...but, hey...What do you expect from us Nortern People anyvay?!

Ole walks into his buddy Sven's barn and sees Sven doing a sexy strip tease in front of a piece of large Green Machinery.

"What da heck are you doin Sven?" askes Ole.

Sven replied, "Well, Ole, me and da misses haven't been getting it on lately and dat dere therapist recommended that I do something sexy to a tractor."

Now you can't say I didn't warn you!!!

Tish Lloyd
BlueCoast Realty Corporation - Wilmington, NC
Broker - Wilmington NC and Surrounding Beaches

Booooooooooooo, Hissssssssssss, Boooooooooooooo.

Sep 23, 2010 10:15 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

lol...I tried that once and it didn't work for me either.  Someone should tell Sven that! 

Sep 23, 2010 10:35 AM
Don Eichler
Eichler Properties - Granbury, TX

William,  At a time when I needed a groner you posted one. LOL

Sep 23, 2010 03:09 PM
Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

This is really funny! I laughed hard over this one. Thanks for sharing. Can't wait for my husband to wake up so I can share it with him. 

Sep 23, 2010 03:44 PM
Kaera Mims
Liz Moore & Associates - Fort Monroe, VA
Associate Broker, e-PRO, REALTOR; Hampton, Newport News, York Co.

LOL, okay I had to read it twice to get it, but that was hilarious. It may have been a 'groaner' but it made me smile. Thanks for sharing! 

Sep 23, 2010 04:06 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Well, I did warn everyone.  Glad you enjoyed!

Sep 23, 2010 04:22 PM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

That was a groaner, but very funny.  Thanks William!

Sep 23, 2010 10:54 PM
Aaron Seekford
Arlington Realty, Inc. - Arlington, VA
Ranked Top 1% Nationwide 703-836-6116

That is sooooooooo cheesy, Bill. Love it, nonetheless. Have an awesome weekend!

Sep 24, 2010 01:39 AM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

Bill, reminds me of the song..."She thinks my tractor's sexy."   LOL

Sep 24, 2010 02:18 AM
Dawn A Fabiszak
Private Label Realty ( Denver metro area, Colorado - Aurora, CO
The Dawn of a New Real Estate Experience!

Oh, Bill!  That was a groaner, but I still wasn't quite prepared!  I guess I can take that off my bucket list! HA!

Sep 26, 2010 09:53 AM