The Best of today's Facebook "Denial of Service" as seen from Twitter

danicrino    DNS FAILURE: Facebook is down which means 9 months from today, many children will born.

Stewie_Griffinn    Facebook is down. Service Unavailable - DNS failure = This means facebook has got down syndrome.

alqaeda    #facebook is down. Not sure if we did that, but we should claim credit anyway. Hitting the infidels where it hurts, etc.

stereojorge    Facebook is down. Workers productivity rises 800%. USA climbs out of recession.

TheDollSays    Facebook users are roaming the streets in tears, shoving photos of themselves in people's faces and screaming 'DO YOU LIKE THIS? DO YOU??'

billyeichner Facebook is still down!!! If anyone knows that weird girl I went to camp with, please tell her I said Happy Birthday!!!