Lori, a young blonde REALTOR, was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days, but finally she returned.

Her team member, Susan, never saw Lori looking so sad. "I Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay. But you look so sad. Why?

Lori said, "Cause I just can't get a man."

Susan replied, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."

Lori said, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods because I needed to find something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."

Susan said, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Lori replied, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."

Susan asked, "So, how is that gonna help you get a man."

Lori answered, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."

Hang In There

Don Keeton

RE/MAX The Producers of Omaha

Find Out Whats Your Home Is Worth

As members of the Better Business Bureau of the Heartland, Don & Valerie Keeton promise to promote and protect your best interest when buying or selling your next home in the Omaha, Nebraska area.   Contact them anytime at 402-496-3700 or donkeeton@remax.net

 

4 Comments on Blonde REALTOR Joke, Sorry I just had to go there

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Very funny! LMAO! Thanks for the Sunday morning smile, Don!
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Ugh!  I should have seen that one coming. LOL!
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Very good!  Made me laugh
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Im glad you liked it, I was a lttle worried because I didn't want to offend anyone,

Thanks

Don
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