I have learned volumes of things in my lifetime. But, I recall just a few chapters. (Less than that if you ask my Loving Wife. :-) ). Here are a few that we should remember to recall...
1) Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time!
2) There is a very thin line between 'Hobby' and 'Mental illness'.
3) You should never confuse your career with your life!
4) No matter what happens...someone will find a way to take it to seriously!
5) NOBODY cares if you can't dance...just get up and DO IT!
6) A person that is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is NOT a nice person.
7) Never lick a steak knife!
8) Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
9) When God, who created the entire Universe decides to deliver a message to humanity, his messenger will not be some guy on cable TV with a bad hair style!
10) Your REAL friends will love you anyway!
Have a great week everyone!
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