Subject: PARKING TICKET
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and
went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out,
there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said,
"Come on Son, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd bag.
He glared at me and then started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a rookie shit-head. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes... The more we abused him, the more
tickets he wrote... Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and
had seen the car had an Obama sticker... We try to have a little fun each day
now that we're retired... It's important at our age.
I would love to give credit where credit is due - however, I don't know who the author is;
A friend sent this to me and it was just too good not to share!
We all should look forward to the "Golden Years"! Not sure when they start or how long they will last!
But if you get there, ENJOY!
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