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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.  They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.  As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" garb.  They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a bikini came walking straight towards them.  They couldn't help but stare.  As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good morning, Father, and good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? 

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.  These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning, Father, and good morning, Father," and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute, young lady."
"Yes, Father?" 

"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"

She replied, "Father, it's me - Sister Kathleen!"

Collette Sarmento
Cameron Real Estate Group - Wakefield, MA
781*258*9718--Your Agent For Life

You are so funny.  I read your jokes every time you post!  LMAO

Sep 28, 2010 04:07 AM
Tammy Pearce
Haute Realty 214-994-6474 - Dallas, TX
Tammy Pearce

That's cute!  Thanks for sharing.

Sep 28, 2010 04:07 AM
Susanne Novak, ABR, FIS, GRI
RE/MAX 24/7 - Columbus, OH

Oh that one is sooo hilrious! Thanks for making me laugh!

Sep 28, 2010 04:08 AM
Stephanie Williams, Realtor Murrells Inlet
Seaside Properties - Murrells Inlet, SC

Good one.  I didn't see that one coming!

Sep 28, 2010 04:12 AM
Juli Vosmik
Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ
Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739

LOL, love it!!!!!!

Sep 28, 2010 04:14 AM
Jon Budish
Resident Realty - Fort Collins, CO

Hilarious! Sounds like the new improved version of Catholic clergy :)

Sep 28, 2010 04:18 AM
Faina Reinhardt
HotRentalsNY.com - Manhattan, NY

hahahahaha!  That's a good one! Thanks for a laugh!

Sep 28, 2010 04:21 AM
Erika Rogers
Red Rock Real Estate ~ Southern Utah's Largest Independent Brokerage - Saint George, UT
St George Utah Real Estate & Relocation Specialist

I'm still smiling, very funny joke!  Thanks for the laugh this morning.

Sep 28, 2010 04:50 AM
Carla Dimond
CATARRA - Mountain View, CA
(Silicon Valley)

Maurice, that is very cute and a joke you can tell anyone

Sep 28, 2010 11:37 AM