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Catlin Upton was named as spokesperson for the Thomas Guide Companies at an offical press conference today. The President and CEO of the Thomas group of companies stated that "Miss Uption is a role model to all teens and all U.S. Americans. It is with great pleasure that we are announcing her as our spokesperson and look forward to a long and mutually beneficial relationship".

Miss Upton said in the press conference:

"I personally believe that U.S. real estate agents are unable to find like streets and stuff because, um, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, the Thomas’ Guide like such as, uh, houses and, uh, breakfasts, and I believe that they should...or... uh, our map people over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. uh, help real estate people and stuff and should help them and the other countries, so we will be able to build up our future using the maps and breakfast stuff from the Thomas’ Company. Because, like everyone, even the others like, um, can have an English muffin too cause it is um, like breakfast is important and, um, some countries like such as in South Africa don’t have like, breakfast and stuff. I am sooo happy and stuff to get this money from these people that make maps and make like breakfast muffins. They gave to me and to my friend maps to give and like no muffins or anything but, like it’s lunch time. I like to make those pizza things with their muffins and such as with cheese but…not too much cause I am like on a diet and stuff. Thank you.”