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True Confessions about Short Sales: My Mom is A Bankster...

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This is so informative and written with humor!  Buyers need to know that they may be out the price of a credit check, appraisal, and home inspection at the last hour.  Short sales are not a guarantee that you'll be purchasing the property for what you're under contract for!

Original content by Paul Francis

My Mom is a Bankster

Rolling in Cash with Short SalesI now confess. The secret to my success in Las Vegas short sales has to do with inside information straight from my Bankster Mom. Over 30 years in the banking business eventually leading to her title of VP of Commercial Lending led to this insane corruption that I'm going to share.

The joys of being 12 years old and playing in a vault full of cash pushing around a grocery cart full of cash... the insane responsibility of transferring tens of thousands of dollars of cash between bank branches for some summer job while going to college. It's all damming information that will bring the banking industry to it's knees!

Ever handled a Million dollars in cash? I have.. it's pretty damn cool. It really does not weigh too much. In fact... once you have a million dollars in cash in your possession... it really does not mean too much.

What I mean by that is the responsibility associated with that cash. Sure... we all dream about having that much cash in our possession and to be free to live like what we think will make us happy. Sure...I could have taken off and moved on to Costa Rica with all of the cash I had access to but my life would have been absent of the joys that I feel near and dear to my heart. (Yeah... Mom would have gotten fired if Corrupt Son took off... Instead.. Son decided to stick to something like a $6.00 an hour job and keeping the FBI background check good...)

Ok... Back to Short Sales...

Sorry... got a little sidetracked dreaming of the millions that could have been. Easy to do when you've actually had a million or two of cash in your hands... I'm pretty sure that some so called short sale designation specialists are selling you the same dream.

Today's Topic concerning Short Sales...

Set off by this comment on a Short Sales Discussion Board:

I was going through a short sale with Aurora and during final sign off by FNMA, the servicing was transferred to IBM/LBPS. I was told i would have to start from scratch so i faxed over the complete package. After several weeks of trying to get someone to talk to me to confirm the package was complete and recieved, with no success because of the authorization form issue, when i finally did get through, i was told the property went to foreclosure sale because they did not recieve a HUD1 in the package. I think the authorization form was a ploy to buy time to let it go to foreclosure. I had conference called the seller on the phone with them twice and at no time did they tell us they needed a HUD. As the listing Agent on the property, they could have contacted me or the client. I was told they had made several attempts but neither i nor the seller ever recieved a call from them. Nor, did they mention foreclosure sale or needing a HUD on any of the many conversations i had with them. I believe this is an illegal foreclosure sale but not sure what to do to rectify the situation.

"I believe this is an illegal foreclosure sale but not sure what to do to rectify the situation."

Really?

Are you kidding me? Are there really real estate agents out there that think a bank HAS to do a short sale or it's illegal?

You know... I keep coming across this over and over where today's short sale sellers think they are entitled to a short sale in comparison to my short sale sellers of 2008. Could you please point something in the legal contract / loan documents that states that a lender has to agree to a short sale if you can't make your payments?

Anybody... anybody?

 

State Laws... Anybody... Anybody??

Bankster Mom Says....


We are more then happy to work with our clients that have a True Hardship and modifying their loan or allowing a short sale if the owners TRULY have a hardship.

AKA convince Bankster Mom that short selling a property is in her best interest. DO NOT attempt to give poor legal advice that a Bank HAS TO take a short sale because there is NO SUCH thing.

Dear Real Estate Agents...

Bankster Mom will rubber stamp a short sale through if you can prove that your seller clients have a true hardship. (Trust me... Mom is a sucker when it comes to explaining a hardship like the time I.... PM me for details LOL!.) Submitting documentation through and automatically thinking that just because you have a buyer at today's value should entitle you to a short sale acceptance is just not going to cut it. You need to convince Bankster Mom that your client deserves having their short sale approved. Thinking that just because you submit some paperwork that Bankster Mom has to accept it... otherwise it's illegal is completely foolish.

My Bankster Mom does not like rude people. She's a farm raised gal where manners get you farther then rudeness. And guess what? If she does not like you... she does not have to approve anything no matter what your fancy smancy Attorney says. Because the Truth of the Matter is that she has Attorneys working for her that make your Attorney look like a second rate citizen who could not get accepted into the schools that her Attorneys went to. (Sorry... that's the truth.)

Any other thinking is ludicrous... and anybody teaching otherwise is foolish. Stop leading sellers on that they are entitled to a short sale just because they want to do one. Do you really think that your Attorney from never heard of college is going to intimidate their Attorney from you know University? C'mon... let's get serious here and call it what it is. Attorneys from I did not know that school existed might be able to annoy the big bank long enough for them to ok something just to get them to stop annoying them... but when it comes down to getting truly dirty.. your no name guy fron no name University has no shot.

Sure... you'll get that $3k deal on along with that payoff to release a deficiency judgment but if you think you are going after the Big Bank for any damages... you are on some serious Angel dust.

Personal Consultations ARE MANDATORY.

What I see as illegal is thinking that any home seller is entitled to a short sale just because they filled out your contact form and want to sell because they owe more then their home is worth. STOP selling the crap that homeowners are ENTITLED to a short sale just because they submit some paperwork.

Doubt me??

I'm more then happy for you to share some laws that state that a lender has to agree to a short sale.... If you got them... share them... I'll forward them to Bankster Mom. Until then... it's just a good laugh courtesy of the real estate agents that really have no clue of what they are doing in the first place....

I've Opened Up and I'm Being Honest...

Trust me... it's really tough to admit that your Mom is a Bankster. I've been living in the closet for a couple of years too embarrassed to share that my Mom is a Bankster but I'm coming out and being open and being honest. I think it's a step in the right direction and I'm feeling better to share this. Please don't hold it against me since my Mom got into the business long, long ago when Community & Honesty meant something.

Next... I think I'll come out and share how my roommates in college turned into Attorneys. That's going to be a little tougher to explain their failures but I think I can do it...

Just part of my 12 step program into making America a better place...

Cheers!

Paul Francis, CRS
Prudential Americana Group - REALTORS
Las Vegas Short Sales
702-592-3058

 

Comments to read....

Read Comment #26 from Elizabeth Weintraub... Spot on and why it's tough to confess that my mom is a Bankster.

 

 

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