Humor- The sharing of marriage...

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>The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
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>He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half
>in front of his wife.
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>He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles
>and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
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>He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between
>them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were
>looking over and whispering.
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>Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is
>one meal for the two of them.'
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>As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely
>offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just
>fine - they were used to sharing everything
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>People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She
>sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
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>Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for
>them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'
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>Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin,
>the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single
>bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
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>She answered --
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>(Continue below - This is great)
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>'THE TEETH.'