You know, those clever and witty little parsimonious tales who bury their competitive counterpart in their idealogical thought. Like:
Sarah Palin's an idiot.
Obama's a Socialist.
Glenn Beck For President.
The Tea Party is a bunch of racist white people.
Al Gore cares about the environment, even though the green he is getting isn't recycled.
Conservative Women may be a tad 'attractive' but their advocates won't get laid ... which explains a lot.
Dick Morris looks rather lovely naked.
Keith Olbermann is straight.
And Fox News is Fair and Balanced.
I'm a pretty open minded chap, though I didn't participate in that orgy back in 99 because the idea of mulitiple women and various penises intrigues me about as much as Ann Coulter's Thesis on avoiding Race Wars.
That written, I'm tired of Politics. But not in the typical way. I'm tired of trying to well-tune my own ideological values to a particular party or movement. Personally, give me a bunch of Free-Thinking Individuals who actually care enough to think about issues above and beyond how it may affect just them and I'll show you my Political Philosophy. That Philosophy is akin to Mr. Bruce Lee's Philosophy on Martial Arts:
Take what works, use it. Take what doesn't, throw it away.
And while I do believe that:
Sarah Palin is an idiot (yet she has made a lot of money along the merry way which says something about someone, perhaps everyone in that particular camp).
Obama's Not a Socialist, but that's probably not as bad of word as opponents make it out to be.
Glenn Beck still has my vote to continue to be a Commentator, nothing else.
The Tea Party needs a more original name, but there is no way I'd classify them as a bunch of racists.
I still don't trust Al Gore ... something about that face.
Conservative Women = Frustrated with Conservative Men with small ... expectations:)
Morris looks like Ben Owens on Steroids next to Bill Parcells.
Maddow wants to bed John McCain's Daughter and Keith probably still wants a piece of Colin Powell's ... yep!
But all of that written, I'll vote on the issues before me. I'll vote on what I believe will make my existence in this Country on this Earth a bit better place. More than that, I'll vote on issues that I believe will make others existence in this Country on this Earth a bit better place. That's my duty ...
to leave this world a tad bit better off for living in it. That, and to submit slogans for the next Bumper Sticker that's going to offend someone.
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