Oh My Maria !!! My Maria, Don't Leave Me now!!!!

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Real Estate Sales Representative with Re/Max North Orange County

I cannot believe it, my beloved Maria Sharapova is leaving me for another. Oh the shame, oh the loathsomeness of it all, and for whom? A lowly, gangly, knock kneed ball bouncer. All he knows how to do is drool, or is it dribble, whatever, I HATE HIM!!! Sasha Vujacic, now what kind of a name is that anyways for a man I ask you? And he's not even a major player like Kobe, he's just a guard.  And to top it all off the bum only spends a measly $250,000 on her ring. Ha!! He probably bought it in a box of Cracker Jack.  A REAL  man is supposed to spend two months salary on a ring. Since Vujacic is scheduled to make $5.5 million this year with the Lakers, that would equate to buying a ring worth $912,000. I still love you Maria, I will buy you a bigger better ring!! I will give you diamond encrusted tennis rackets, minks and all the lechon, longganisa,and pancit you could ever want!!! I beg you don't marry that bum!!!! 

 I have my own treehouse in the Phillipines, we can be sooo happy together! 

I also have my own jitney You will travel in style where ever you go! I will give you all this and much more too. If you want children, we can adopt this sweet little baby. We can be just like Brad and Jolie I will be waiting for your answer my Sweet!!!! Forget about that basketball chasing wanna be, come live the life of a Phillipino Queen!!

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Rainmaker
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Ron Holborn
Short Sales, Foreclosures, Rentals, Income Real Estate - Anaheim, CA
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Ed~ Make It Happen!! Reach for the Stars!! You are the #1 Philipino Agent in North Orange County!!!

Oct 26, 2010 06:51 PM #1
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Emcee M. Arah
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You are just hilarious, Ed!  If the treehouse doesn't do it, the jitney definitely should!  What's wrong with that girl??

~Emcee

Oct 26, 2010 06:52 PM #2
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June Piper-Brandon
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Ed, you are too funny!!  What girl can't be wooed by a jitney?  If that doesn't do it, then  you deserve so much better!!

Oct 26, 2010 06:54 PM #3
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Dwight Schrute
Re/Max North Orange County - Fullerton, CA

Edward!! Give it up man, it's not gonna happen. I can tell you from vast experience that blonde's are TROUBLE!! She will leave you bitter and lonely. Don't do it!! I will be your lifeline through this! Don't throw your life away for her, she's not worth it!!! -Dwight

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