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Conduit Yer Crabgrass!

By
Home Inspector with Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC 3380-000723

Do you want a little variety in life?

Tired of that smooth, one-note lawn?

Wouldn't a little crabgrass here and there spruce it up!?

You know it would!

Well, be tired no more!  Get that variety we all want and need!

Hi, Billy Jays here!

Conduit Yer Crabgrass!

Just pick yer spot!

Along the driveway...

or beside the fence...

maybe on the rear edge of the house...

or near the shed!

It doesn't matter what spot you use!  Just pick yer spot and get started!

BUT WAIT!  "WHAT'S YOUR SECRET BILLY JAYS TO GROWING THAT CRABGRASS?" YOU MIGHT ASK?

Well, call now and one of our crabby pleasant lawn specialists will explain exactly how it's done.

Your special crabgrass will be grown one special stem at a time in our own half-inch conduit!  Now you can Conduit Yer Crabgrass!

 

 

 

So call now!!

You can buy one conduit for a very delicate, individual crabgrass approach.

Or you can buy them by the gross and gross out really impress your neighbors!

So call now!  And if you do call now, cause we can't do this all day, AND promise to share this with your friends, I will throw in a case of Lotsa Nuts!

Yes, get Lotsa Nuts! free with your order!

So CALL NOW!

When you feel like a snack, eat Lotsa Nuts!  Because you are what you eat!

So remember Billy Jays and be the first in your neighborhood to Conduit Yer Crabgrass!  And if you do, when you're done, just sit back and look at your work.  For sure your neighbors will!

Invite them over, have a cool drink together and eat Lotsa Nuts!  Because you are what you eat!

 

 

Posted by

Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


Comments (16)

Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

  Sign me up...we'll donate the crab grass by the roll and you can-do-with-it what you will !

Oct 28, 2010 12:23 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Sally - What you say?  You have crabgrass already in Wisconsin?  You must fertilize it with cheese?

Oct 28, 2010 12:31 AM
Bob "RealMan" Timm
Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND
Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Jay,

Thanks for getting my day going with a good laugh. It really is amazing where weeds can sprout up from. That might make a good photo contest here.

Bob

Oct 28, 2010 12:59 AM
John Mulkey
TheHousingGuru.com - Waleska, GA
Housing Guru

Jay - Crabgrass is just about as insidious as kudzu and can grow on concrete.  However, I wasn't aware of this new method of spreading it through conduit.  Quite resourceful.

Oct 28, 2010 01:17 AM
Kathryn Maguire
GreatNorfolkHomes.com (757) 560-0881 - Chesapeake, VA
Serving Chesapeake, Norfolk, VA Beach

Funny stuff again, Jay!  But I have plenty of crabgrass without sending it up conduits!

Oct 28, 2010 01:19 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Thanks Bob, but Billy is in charge of those posts!  That is the 14th such Billy Jays product for sale on AR!  Check back in the tags for Billy Jays and you will find them.  They are pretty funny, but all teach a point.

John - that Billy is quite the entrepreneur, seeing opportunity in virtually everything!

Sure, Kathryn, but not so delicately and individually grown as Billy suggests here.  You should call now!

Oct 28, 2010 01:25 AM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Billy Bob. that stuff is truly special, and when it grows un-touched it really can make an area look green and soft looking. Thanks for the bonus gift as well, those yellow flowers all over the lawn are real purty as well.

Oct 28, 2010 01:48 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

I don't know who Billy Bob is, Ed, but Billy Jays is quite the guy!

I am sure he is gratified to hear that you are enjoying the products.  And, as you know, we are what we eat.  Enjoy the nuts...

Oct 28, 2010 01:53 AM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Did I type Billie Bob? I truly meant Billy Jay, oh where is my head. Hey it's dark in here, and it smells too

Oct 28, 2010 06:15 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

It's dark in here too Ed!  And I hear lots of voices...

Ed?  Ed?  Is that you?

Oct 28, 2010 06:29 AM
Tish Lloyd
BlueCoast Realty Corporation - Wilmington, NC
Broker - Wilmington NC and Surrounding Beaches

Pretty sure we can contribute to your side business -- how would you like that delivered, wagon or barrel?

Oct 28, 2010 09:25 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Tish - this is a very delicate crabgrass, grown individually stalk by stalk!  Just imagine how beautiful your yard would be with 144 (one gross, in more ways than one) individual crabgrass stalks just waiting to be replanted in a special place in your or another's yard!

Oct 28, 2010 09:28 AM
James Quarello
JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC - Wallingford, CT
Connecticut Home Inspector

Finally a product every howowner can use. Goodness knows I don't have enough crab crass in my lawn.

Oct 28, 2010 11:58 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

And now, Jim, you can have a specially-grown, delicate and perfectly-spaced crabgrass garden anywhere you want it!

Thank goodness for Billy Jays...  I know you're thinking that!

Oct 28, 2010 02:05 PM
Steve Hoffacker
Steve Hoffacker LLC - West Palm Beach, FL
Certified Aging In Place Specialist-Instructor

Jay,

You now have a new series of blogs for your Lotsa Nuts promotion? :)

Steve

Oct 28, 2010 04:12 PM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Steve - the first Mr. Jay's Neighborhood was brought to you by Lotsa Nuts! and I did not have a logo for the product until the other day.  My son worked up a product can.  Pretty funny I think!

Oct 29, 2010 12:04 AM