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HALLOWEEN JOKES FOR THE KIDS

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Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage

I love Christmas Crackers and the silly jokes that are inside so I thought,  why not give the kids a fun Halloween joke in their goodie bags this year ! 

Happy Halloween with bats
  Here are a few that we've printed out for them:

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

HE DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS!

What was the witch's favorite subject in school?

SPELLING!

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

DAYSCARE CENTRES!

What was the favorite game at the ghosts' birthday party?

HIDE AND GO SHRIEK!

What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?

HOME MOANERS INSURANCE!

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

HIS GHOUL FRIEND

Have a safe and happy Halloween !

Bat

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Sotheby's International Realty Canada, Brokerage*
Kingston, Ontario

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Ellen Caruso
Daniel Gale Sotheby's International Realty - Glen Head, NY

Susan, thanks for the jokes, I laughed even though my teen kids wont!

Oct 29, 2010 10:17 AM
Mary Douglas
United Country Ponderosa Realty, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado - Red Feather Lakes, CO
REALTOR, Red Feather Lakes, Colorado

Those are so clever Susan, I think my grandkids would love them and I got a laugh too :-)  Happy Halloween!

Oct 29, 2010 11:31 AM
Shar Sitter
Rooms With Style - Minneapolis, MN
Home Staging and Redesign Minneapolis/ St. Paul, M

Uuhhhh very scary! :) And funny. Thanks a bunch. Have a wonderful weekend and Halloween. Don't eat the candy....too much sugar! Ha

Oct 29, 2010 11:47 AM
Lou Ludwig
Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC

Susan

Thanks for coming with a great Halloween post.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Oct 29, 2010 12:30 PM
Susan Emo
Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage - Kingston, ON
Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area

Ellen -  no, I think we'd need different ones for the teenagers!

Oct 29, 2010 12:40 PM
Susan Emo
Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage - Kingston, ON
Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area

Hi Mary -  please share them with your little ones.

Oct 29, 2010 12:41 PM
Susan Emo
Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage - Kingston, ON
Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area

Shar -  no worries!  The same back at ya!

Oct 29, 2010 12:42 PM
Susan Emo
Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage - Kingston, ON
Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area

Thanks Lou

Oct 29, 2010 12:42 PM
Rita Fong
RE/MAX REAL ESTATE TODAY, Executive Broker 901-488-9590 - Marion, AR
Realtor - Marion Arkansas Homes for Sale

Susan, I love kids jokes, they are so cute.  Especially when a kid is telling it, they think they are the master of jokes. haha

Oct 29, 2010 01:29 PM
Tammy Pearce
Haute Realty 214-994-6474 - Dallas, TX
Tammy Pearce

Those are cute!  It will be fun to hear the ones they come up with to "match" what you give them.

Oct 29, 2010 04:02 PM
Susan Emo
Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage - Kingston, ON
Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area

Hi Rita -  I really miss my young neice and nephews in their joke telling stage . . .  so cute!

Oct 29, 2010 04:19 PM
Susan Emo
Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage - Kingston, ON
Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area

Tammy -  I can't wait!

Oct 29, 2010 04:19 PM
Laura S. Baker
First Weber Inc - Lake Mills, WI
Realtor (920) 728-4118, First Weber Inc

Susan ~ I can't wait to share these with Destiny!  She is going to love these!

Oct 30, 2010 01:06 AM
Susan Emo
Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage - Kingston, ON
Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area

Laura -  I hope she likes them.

Oct 30, 2010 03:12 AM
Susan Emo
Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage - Kingston, ON
Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area

Valerie -  is that not what they are normally? 

Oct 30, 2010 03:12 AM
Gene Riemenschneider
Home Point Real Estate - Brentwood, CA
Turning Houses into Homes

Ok I could not remember them all, so I just printed them out to tell the kids.

Oct 30, 2010 03:45 PM
Susan Emo
Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage - Kingston, ON
Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area

Gene  -   I decided to print the answers out backwards!  (my own Mother said that was mean!)  Hope your boys enjoyed them

Oct 30, 2010 03:53 PM
Laura S. Baker
First Weber Inc - Lake Mills, WI
Realtor (920) 728-4118, First Weber Inc

Destiny loved them!  I had to print these out for her to remember to tell her friends.  Thanks Susan and HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Oct 31, 2010 06:58 AM
Susan Emo
Sotheby's International Realty Canada - Brokerage - Kingston, ON
Kingston and the 1000 Islands Area

You're very welcome!  Wish Destiny a Happy Halloween from us . . .  what is her costume this year?

Oct 31, 2010 07:00 AM
Laura S. Baker
First Weber Inc - Lake Mills, WI
Realtor (920) 728-4118, First Weber Inc

Destiny had a few for different occasions.  The first costume was a Witch.  We actually sprayed most of her hair jet black for this and crimped only the top layer of her hair, then sprayed that purple!  It was awesome!  Today she was a little house on the prarie girl, complete with kitten in a wicker basket.

Oct 31, 2010 03:01 PM
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