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Friday Funnies - After 1 Day - Unemployed

By Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist

Real Estate Broker/Owner with KD Realty - 408.972.1822 CA DRE#01366594

October 29, 2010 08:01 AM

My 1 day employment

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,

yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,

'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.

Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,

I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.

Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

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Jeffrey DiMuria 321.223.6253 Waves Realty

Waves Realty - Melbourne, FL

Florida Space Coast Homes

I cant believe someone slept with her once...very funny thanks for the post...lol

Oct 29, 2010 08:04 AM

Bob "RealMan" Timm

Ward County Notary Services - Minot, ND

Owner of Ward Co Notary Services retired RE Broker

Kathleen, thanks for a laugh I could not hold back. As for Jeffreys comment hasn't he been at a bar at closing time?

Bob

Oct 29, 2010 08:13 AM

Carla Harbert

www.LorainCountyHomeSales.com - Avon, OH

RE/MAX Omega: Lorain-Medina County Area

Cute one. And I kid around with my friends and family, saying if my real estate sales don't pick up, I'll be flipping burgers somewhere. Maybe I could have more fun at WalMart, ha ha.

Oct 29, 2010 08:15 AM

Kaera Mims

Liz Moore & Associates - Fort Monroe, VA

Associate Broker, e-PRO, REALTOR; Hampton, Newport News, York Co.

I literally laughed out loud - man, now everyone knows I was taking a break from working :-)!

Oct 29, 2010 08:28 AM

Laura Sargent

Carolina One Real Estate - Mount Pleasant, SC

Excellent - I keep threaten/kidding my dad he has time to be a greeter...I sent him this so he can see how fun it could be :)

Oct 29, 2010 08:42 AM

Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist

KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA

Probate Real Estate Services

Jeffrey, Kinda hard to believe … I think I may have seen that woman and her kids … I wondered where that nice Wal-Mart Greeter went (LOL)

Bob, I have not heard that line in a long time … we all look much better after a few drinks (LOL)

Carla, I’ve said it too. I’ve even said that I would make more money and get benefits at a burger place.

David, Thanks for stopping by. I needed some humor today … read a lot of funnies and I do believe this is my first joke I ever posted on AR. I do have a sense of humor :-0

Kaera, I did as well. It’s one of those jokes we can get a visual … we all have probably seen that nice woman and her kids at some point in our lives. Thanks for your comment.

Laura, I call it “Wally-World” … it certainly has it own cast of characters. Great prices ... personally it is not a place I like to shop … because of the characters (LOL)

Oct 29, 2010 11:24 AM

Vern Eaton

Askov, MN

Realtor 651-674-7449

I worked there at one time..I think I know the lady!

Oct 29, 2010 01:53 PM

Peggy Hughes/pha logistix, inc.

pha logistix inc - San Francisco, CA

SF NYC LA

Not sure if I got more of laugh from the joke or from the comments! Way to go Kathleen...

Oct 30, 2010 07:00 AM

Juli Vosmik

Dominion Fine Properties - Scottsdale, AZ

Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739

LOL, still laughing as I'm typing. That's a good one.

Oct 30, 2010 07:18 PM

Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist

KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA

Probate Real Estate Services

Vern, If you did work there I am sure you met her at one point (LOL).

Peggy, I feel the same way about 2 Truths & a Lie … comments are hilarious!

Juli, What makes me laugh the hardest is what is true … they way it is told makes it even funnier. We’ve all see this woman somewhere …

Oct 31, 2010 03:30 AM

Mickey McCoy

Coldwell Banker Stuart and Watts - Lewisburg, WV

kathleen, I read this before and it still cracks me up...thanks for the laugh.

Nov 01, 2010 12:04 PM

Chris Alston

Chris Alston (Keller Williams Realty, Silicon Valley, California) - Campbell, CA

Silicon Valley, California

OMG! Soooo funny! I can see my mom doing that! LOL.

Nov 09, 2010 08:41 AM

Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist

KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA

Probate Real Estate Services

Mickey, This is one that provides a visual … we’ve all seen it – heard it.

Chris … I assume you mean doing what the Greeter did (LOL). Thanks for your comment.

Nov 09, 2010 09:29 AM

The Villages Realty

The Villages Realty - San Jose, CA

"Our Performance Will Move You!"

Nice post Kathleen. Your posts are informative and appreciated.

Nov 16, 2016 09:45 PM

Eagle Ridge Realty

Eagle Ridge Realty - Gilroy, CA

"Our Performance Will Move You!"

Kathleen, excellent post. Always informative and we know you are the agent one should use when buying their San Jose home.

Nov 16, 2016 10:09 PM

Eagle Ridge Realty

Eagle Ridge Realty - Gilroy, CA

"Our Performance Will Move You!"

Love the posts that are about local listings and statistics. Good job.

Oct 07, 2017 08:25 AM

Nancy Frimann

Eagle Ridge Realty/Signature Homes & Estates - Gilroy, CA

Hoping some business comes to you. Great localized post.

Aug 29, 2018 12:02 PM

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