With the election just a few days away, many of us will welcome the week or two before the Presidential campaigning starts. Until then, This may help you get through.
There was a bus load of Politicians driving around a rural mountainous area. The bus got to close to the edge and over it went. A few days later, some officials came looking for them.
They stopped by a farmer and asked if he had seen them.
"Yup, shore did. Buried them all!"
"Were they all dead?" asked one official.
"Well, a few of them claimed not to be, but you know how those politicians lie!"